For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive

The Athletic

4.7 (445)
FOOTBALL
UPDATED TWICE WEEKLY

Welcome to the back catalogue of Adam Hurrey's Football Cliches podcast exploring the glorious and unique language of football: the words, the phrases, the mannerisms and, above all, the clichés. Find the new podcast feed by searching for 'Football Cliches' wherever you usually listen, or by following this link: https://lnk.to/kdWOMyTA

12/10/2023

Football Clichés has moved! Here’s where to find us…

After three years and 262 glorious episodes for The Athletic, the Football Clichés podcast is moving to a new home. The back catalogue will stay right here for you to revisit but Adam, Charlie and David’s exploration of the language of football (and beyond) will continue here: https://lnk.to/kdWOMyTA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 min
31/05/2023

The end of an era

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and - in his final appearance - David Walker for the closing Adjudication Panel of the season. On the agenda: the Premier League's "Pure Referee's Name XI", a deep data dive on footballers' appearances on celebrity TV shows, the criteria for "waltzing through" a defence, a textbook end-of-season rallying cry from Sean Dyche and Richard Keys' Premier League predictions revisited. Meanwhile, the panel decide who is and isn't allowed to be included in the "spine" of a team and enjoy David's best bits from his three years of the Clichés pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 hr
25/05/2023

The Football Clichés Quiz VIII

The Football Clichés Quiz returns for its eighth edition, and the stakes have been raised for defending champion Michael Cox as his challenger this time is none other than Adam Hurrey himself, with past-winner Charlie Eccleshare stepping into the quizmaster's chair. Cox and Hurrey duke it out over another five rounds of niche footballing knowledge, including the Keys & Gray round, guessing the price of video calls with retired footballers on Cameo, mid-00s world cup squad battles and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

47 min
22/05/2023

Crosses left on the doorstep, egg all over his shirt & the Phantom Drury Effect

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: What type of goal is the most "still had work to do" goal possible, the No 1 religious reference to deploy during a live TV commentary, the greatest recorded example of something other than a goal being "cheered like a goal", ambient household noise and the "Phantom Drury Effect", and the lowest-profile footballer who could end up on a celebrity reality TV show. Meanwhile, the panel examine a US term for a goalkeeper spilling a low cross in their own six-yard box, while Charlie's Premier League Years memory skills go beyond parody. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

52 min
18/05/2023

Suitcase moods, goalkeepers on fire & VAR eavesdropping

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for a midweek edition of the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: some tense Serie A small talk with an Italian, the Russian football equivalent of being “on the beach”, the concept of being "the first name on the teamsheet", whether a goalkeeper can ever be "on fire" and some football-inspired language from the wider world. Meanwhile, the panel ponder why some footballing acts are said to be out of the “top drawer” and look back at Howard Webb's bid for VAR transparency on Sky's Monday Night Football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

46 min
16/05/2023

The trajectory of a ping, going down with a whimper & the "knows the club" coefficient

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: stress-testing a “knows the club” coefficient model, the threshold for a club “going down with a whimper”, an exhaustive list of football’s “promised lands” and whether Michael Olise's latest assist was the epitome of a "ping". Meanwhile, the panel discuss Arsenal vs Brighton in the Premier League's "day out" derby and a retiring referee giving his cards to a fan in the crowd. *** • This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp dot com slash FC today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

48 min
11/05/2023

Base layers, the "WELL IN!" threshold & the language of champions-elect

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker welcome the listeners' May entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, with the Clichés faithful nominating their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are the futility of fans trying to put off penalty-takers, the dying art of commentators just listing players’ names as they pass the ball, some niche observations on the wearing of base layers, the non-committal language for champions-elect and the precise parameters for shouting "WELL IN!" Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel hear of the most forward-thinking under-5s football team in the world and admire the inevitable end game for Erling Haaland vs Dixie Dean. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

42 min
09/05/2023

Old-fashioned No 9s, seeing your name in lights and the spice-rack league table

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: The managerial disciplinary tightrope, when old-fashioned No 9s first became “old-fashioned”, the subtle difference between "score" and "scoreline", the language of Erling Haaland not scoring a goal, an entirely understandable misconception of “at sixes and sevens” and tenuous football curses. Meanwhile, the panel help a listener with his spice-rack league table and decide where and when it's most appropriate for a player to do the “geeing up the crowd” gesture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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445 Ratings

The Athletic on a downward trend

03/11/2023

Capt-Austin

First Mark Chapman now the cliches podcast, The Athletic believing that their name means they can ditch talent and the subs will continue. Not true, so many decent pods and articles now very poor due to their poor decision making. Glad the Cliches pod is back, glad the Athletic has lost it.
I will not substitute to The Athletic til this returns

09/10/2023

Ec363

It’s true
Best Football Podcast

29/09/2023

TGD20

I listen to quite a few, and this is the one I look forward to the most. Please return and return soon!
Best podcast ever

26/09/2023

KingRollo161

Really miss this, hope it is coming back. Have a feeling The Athletic think it’s not serious enough for them.

Welcome to the back catalogue of Adam Hurrey's Football Cliches podcast exploring the glorious and unique language of football: the words, the phrases, the mannerisms and, above all, the clichés. Find the new podcast feed by searching for 'Football Cliches' wherever you usually listen, or by following this link: https://lnk.to/kdWOMyTA