308 episodes

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. 
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Nobody Panic Plosive

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    • 4.8 • 866 Ratings

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. 
Produced by Plosive. Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    How to Use the Washing Machine

    How to Use the Washing Machine

    By request, Stevie and Tessa discover what the triangle symbol means and discuss what the drawers mean. There's also some lively debate around when you put the fabric conditioner in, don't say this podcast doesn't provide you with the most searing of hot content.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 32 min
    How to Run a Marathon

    How to Run a Marathon

    If you or anyone you know is running the London marathon (or any marathon) and would like to feel much better about your training: Tessa ran two marathons, one without much training and one without any. She didn’t die, she was quite angry at herself the second time, but this is crucial listening if you’re fed up of high performance sports podcasts and wish to listen to someone who has gone through many people’s (Stevie‘s) worst nightmare and come out the other side.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 35 min
    How to Decide What to Have for Breakfast

    How to Decide What to Have for Breakfast

    Morning! Bored of toast? Stuck in a cereal rut? Constantly getting overwhelmed and eating one single mini egg (this may or may not be Tessa’s experience)? Stevie introduces Tessa to the concept of an egg and to be honest it all just spirals from there. 
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    Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 30 min
    How to Use an Excel Spreadsheet

    How to Use an Excel Spreadsheet

    Today's episode is brought to you by Stevie, Tessa and the amazing Fi - a 'spacecraft thermal engineer'(!), podcast listener, and Excel champion, who offers her exceptional talents and guidance to two gals terrified of spreadsheets. A beginner's guide to Excel for the chronically afraid. A genuinely helpful episode (we think).  
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 31 min
    How to Go Freelance

    How to Go Freelance

    Wanting to take the plunge? Stevie went freelance and Tessa’s never technically been employed - they look at the pitfalls and difficulties of being your own boss, as well as how you can make the transition from PAYE as pain free as possible (get an accountant).
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 32 min
    How to Have a Massage

    How to Have a Massage

    Stevie got a massage and loved it. Tessa gets them all the time for her stressed body. Together they offer advice if you’re thinking about going for the first time and, quite frankly, get far too worried about how to tell if your masseuse is going to give you a “happy ending” or not.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 34 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
866 Ratings

866 Ratings

Vicky3384 ,

Hilarious

Two very different women; both equally lovely, who compliment each other brilliantly and consequently are hilarious! If anything they undervalue themselves, but they are truely entertaining!

vincentvangogh-getter ,

My life force

Been listening for years, you are formative to me at this point let’s be honest- thank you and please never stop!!

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Best. Podcast. Ever.

Helpful, heart warming, genuine, and so funny! If you’re looking for a hilarious guide to navigate adult life, look no further. I love these two so much, please never stop!! ❤️

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