303 episodes

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. 
Produced by Plosive. Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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Nobody Panic Plosive

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 861 Ratings

(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. 
Produced by Plosive. Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    How to Have a Massage

    How to Have a Massage

    Stevie got a massage and loved it. Tessa gets them all the time for her stressed body. Together they offer advice if you’re thinking about going for the first time and, quite frankly, get far too worried about how to tell if your masseuse is going to give you a “happy ending” or not.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 34 min
    How to Organise Your Bedside Table

    How to Organise Your Bedside Table

    Stevie brings a lot to the (bedside) table in today's existential crisis/light-hearted advice podcast. What is a bedside table? Is yours three apple crates stacked precariously on top of each other, too shallow to hold a book, and too narrow to balance a lamp? This is the podcast for you.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 32 min
    How to Sort Your Life Out with Birthday Girls (Live at Cheerful Earful Festival)

    How to Sort Your Life Out with Birthday Girls (Live at Cheerful Earful Festival)

    Tessa flies solo with 2/3 of the brilliant Birthday Girls, Beattie Edmondson and Rose Johnson! Tessa, unsupervised, forgets most of the things she’s supposed to do during a live episode and she and Rose give a good go at sorting Beattie’s life out. It’s a nice one.
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    Recorded by Cheerful Earful Festival and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 41 min
    How to Endure a Long Hospital Stay

    How to Endure a Long Hospital Stay

    Oof. Horrible thing to go through. Whether it’s you or a loved one going through it, Stevie and Tessa have some listener suggestions to make things as bearable as possible.
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 34 min
    How to Write a Letter of Complaint with Jonny Sweet

    How to Write a Letter of Complaint with Jonny Sweet

    What is an ombudsman? Is “Very Best” a normal sign off? Plus other questions, concerns and musings on how to write the perfect complaint letter/email/tripadvisor review with brilliant special guest Jonny Sweet. Go watch his hot new film Wicked Little Letters (out Feb 23) and also watch/read his hot new book The Kellerby Code (out March 19).
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
    Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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    • 37 min
    How to Introduce your Partner to your Friends

    How to Introduce your Partner to your Friends

    As it’s nearly Valentine’s Day, here’s one for the new lovers. Stevie and Tessa navigate the absolute minefield of the Hard Launch. Who meets them first? Should you throw a Partner Reveal Party? What if nobody gets on? What if you must endure the agony of being perceived through the eyes of another? Starts off light, then Tessa has an emotional melt down. 
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    Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.
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    • 34 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
861 Ratings

861 Ratings

Vicky3384 ,

Hilarious

Two very different women; both equally lovely, who compliment each other brilliantly and consequently are hilarious! If anything they undervalue themselves, but they are truely entertaining!

vincentvangogh-getter ,

My life force

Been listening for years, you are formative to me at this point let’s be honest- thank you and please never stop!!

DazzieAA ,

Best. Podcast. Ever.

Helpful, heart warming, genuine, and so funny! If you’re looking for a hilarious guide to navigate adult life, look no further. I love these two so much, please never stop!! ❤️

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