NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Melton
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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

  1. 30/12/2024

    December 30, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK STINKS! Aaron Imholte’s CONTINUING Delusional Bubble!

    Chad Zumock is fifty years old, and nobody has been paying the mudshark much attention since he got off his streak of six comedy shows this summer at some of the most crumbly theaters in our union. As Chad tries to branch out and secure some sort of financial freedom from his podcast empire, it’s becoming more apparent than ever how insecure and desperate this middle-aged nothing really is. Aaron Imholte gives his members a trickle of content this weekend to prove he isn’t stealing his faithful followers funds.

    3h 17m

  2. 28/12/2024

    THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SEETHING Show! (December 27, 2024)

    So many birthdays, so little money! Let’s all wear hats about it! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

    2h 38m

  3. 26/12/2024

    December 25, 2024: BAH-FUNBUG! Comedienne CHAD ZUMOCK’S Sad Christmas Cope Walk!

    AI WROTE THIS: Thank you all so much for an incredible year! Your support, feedback, and passion have made this journey unforgettable. I’m beyond grateful for each of you who’s tuned in, shared your thoughts, and helped make this podcast community so special. As we wrap up 2023, I just want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with peace, love, and joy. Can’t wait to bring you even more amazing content in 2024. Thank you for being part of this! 🎄❤️

    5h 16m

  4. 24/12/2024

    December 23, 2024: CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN! A 24-Hour Stream Of Substance! (Definitely Not A Prank!)

    It’s a Christmas miracle! Patrick is going to spend 24 hours dancing and singing for you people! Can you even believe it! What did you do to deserve this! Who knows? But it’s really, really here! Send in your funny suggestions, clips, recipes, wacky news articles and favorite movie scenes so we can get those envelopes and stretch those improv muscles, not necessarily in that order! LOL! HIT THE LIKE BUTTON!

  5. 18/12/2024

    December 18, 2024: GOALS Are Here For EVERYONE! The Revisionist World Of Aaron Imholte!

    Chad Zumock is getting banned from MLC because of a demand from Patreon? Watch as the sad criminal and wannabe full-time comedian plots one of the greatest comebacks on the eastern seaboard this winter! Joey C is still poor and making threats. Aaron Imholte has a history of making things up, but we are here to watch the paint peel off the walls and reveal all the shortcuts the builders of this house of cards tried to conceal. Nick Rekieta has a spy and Aaron is getting pretty cocky about it! Hackamania is going to be LIT!

    4h 10m

  6. 16/12/2024

    December 16, 2024: REKIETA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY! The GOALS Are Getting GRIM! What Are WHEELS?

    It’s Nicholas Rikieta’s birthday, so we are all going to take turns filling up his belly button with fun! Just imagine the SEETHING the haters will do! Aaron Imholte has had a year to figure out the difference between wheels and tires, since being roasted last year about his ignorance. He is completely lacking when it comes to any semblance of masculine knowledge. Hackamania tickets are on sale and Patrick is going to talk your ear off about it! Johnny is back and the goal is probably going to get BLOWN OUT so quick because of the talent levels on Steel Toe these days. Or is it?

    4h 25m

  7. 13/12/2024

    December 13, 2024: Friday The WORST-TEENTH, Am I Right?

    There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way the river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing…

    3h 7m

  8. 12/12/2024

    December 12, 2024: Mike Calta Admits His Wife STINKS! Steel Toe INVESTIGATES!

    Mike Calta has become aware that he’s being watched on the internet, and in true insecure Cowhead fashion he is pretending Patrick doesn’t exist. Watch as he trots his unfunny wife out to explain she has no business doing a show and isn’t built for the internet. Aaron Imholte and Mike Calta both have what they consider trophy women, and they are compelled to keep showing them off to their audience for clout. Aaron talks about his legal issues and court date, and we find out whether or not he wants to stop slandering Patrick any time soon.

    2h 44m
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About

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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  • Creator
    Patrick Melton
  • Years Active
    2009 - 2024
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © PATRICK MELTON
  • Show Website
    NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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