205 episodes

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. 

The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.   

The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe Greg Armstrong

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 38 Ratings

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. 

The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.   

    Ep 193: Zoot Suits & Butt Plugs

    Ep 193: Zoot Suits & Butt Plugs

    Welcome to episode 193 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
    The guys catch up, talk about the World Cup, shit weather, Greg’s books arrive, then it’s onto the eavesdropping segment Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by listeners along with some audio snippets.
    The guys talk about embarrassing times they fell over, Zoot suits, odd interactions on public transport, the 25 year who died surfing on top of an 18-wheeler straight into an overpass, the lady who tried to get through an airport with her ex-boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug inserted into… her, and we revisited ‘Freak Me’ by Another Level with a Wankerty W**k twist.
    All this and much more 

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Sausage Rolls Outside Buckingham Palace

    Sausage Rolls Outside Buckingham Palace

    Welcome to episode 192 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg & Joe, In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a pub trip to London and a wedding, Joe has a music/torture question that sparks a dive into the lyrics of 'Freak Me' by 'Another Level', before moving onto the eavesdropping segment, 'Geezedropping' with plenty more sent in by you lovely folk. The guys look at some examples of British culture from cups of tea to awkward greetings and always apologising, talk about the constant wet weather, and look at a story involving a group of 'homeless' artists who lived undetected in a shopping mall for four years. 
    All this and much more in between 

    • 55 min
    Ep 191: Puzzles Aren't High On My List

    Ep 191: Puzzles Aren't High On My List

    Welcome to episode 191 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe, this episode the guys catch up, Joe talks about his mini holiday, Greg is getting his arse kicked by a cold while enjoying a lime and salt lager and there's an underwhelming update on the 'Chimney' lyric from the last episode. 
    Geezedrops galore, many sent by you lovely listeners and some heard by the guys, another interesting baby name pops up, a**l bead cheating accusations in the world of chess, and then the guys get sidetracked and talk about nu-metal band, Korn with plenty more in between, like puzzles. 
     

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Ep 190: Sh*tty Arses

    Ep 190: Sh*tty Arses

    Welcome to episode 190 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, in this episode, the guys catch up, look into the lyric 'What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?' behind the 1998 song, Feel It by The Tamperer featuring Maya, Greg brings up a recent song that drives him nuts, and has a few updates from an attending a Star Wars Vintage convention last week and becoming a cat owner, and Joe gears up for his few days away.
    The guys look at stories from people who wore the Cradle of Filth Jesus is a c-word t-shirt, and talk about what they've been watching covering The Bear and Dahmer... oh and talk about sh*tty arses a lot for some reason. 

    All this and much more in between. 

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Ep 189: Smokey and Bacon

    Ep 189: Smokey and Bacon

    Welcome to episode 189 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, in this episode, the guys catch up, talk being offered blow jobs from crack heads, odd interactions with people at bus stops, drinking in Wetherspoons, then it's on to our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with lots sent in by you. Then Greg and Joe talk a cannibal who murdered and ate a man called Kevin Bacon, and a separate story where the Bacon family name their child 'Smokey'.
    All this and much more in between. 

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Ep 188: Bike & Jizz Adventures

    Ep 188: Bike & Jizz Adventures

    Welcome to episode 188 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, this episode we talk about the passing of the Queen, the best crisp selection spots, Joe goes on an electric bike adventure that doesn't go as planned, then it's on to our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. 
    The guys discover jizz jewelry made from seman, or any other 'materials' you may wish to wear, Kayne West is opening a 'school', then revisit popular baby names as a Disney Villian joins the ranks, and look at UK-based stats from Horn Hub. 
    All this and more.

     

    • 1 hr 17 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
38 Ratings

38 Ratings

NumberOneRerun ,

We Want To Be Their Friends!

Fantastic hosts, it's SO difficult to carry a podcast that is essentially two friends chatting but Greg & Joe have it nailed.

Funny, cheeky & radio quality production.

Barringer99 ,

Quality comedy and conversation

Brilliant Podcast that I always look forward to listening too! Belly laughing conversation that will keep you entertained until it finishes!

twigkets ,

Great podcast

2 guys casually chatting about anything! What’s not to love. These guys had me relaxed laughing aloud constantly. Great chemistry and fully recommend listening. FZP

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