Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

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Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica
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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

  1. S4E6 - Catching Flies

    22 OCT

    S4E6 - Catching Flies

    Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded... ... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    24 min
  2. S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

    30 AUG

    S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

    Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    24 min

  3. 12 JUL

    S4E4 - Lone Wolf

    Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    25 min
  4. Our New Show! WHAM: We Have A Movie

    12 JUN

    Our New Show! WHAM: We Have A Movie

    Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this. Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Head over to WHAM and listen now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    37 min
  5. S4E3 - Mr. Baby

    31 MAY

    S4E3 - Mr. Baby

    Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    18 min
  6. S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

    5 APR

    S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

    Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery. That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby! Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    18 min

  7. 7 FEB

    S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

    Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators! Are you ready to RAWWWWK? Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    21 min
  8. S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

    22 JAN

    S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

    Read the Transcripts Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    8 min
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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

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