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We Interrupt your regularly scheduled podcast to bring you some holiday cheer! 

Secret Weapon Productions is proud to present our 2019 Christmas Special: Rudolph Reboots Christmas! This year we satirize the classic Rankin/Bass Christmas Specials. Listen for the hosts of this show and search Secret Weapon Productions wherever you are listening to find all of our other productions! 

Our normal release schedule resumes next week, but for now, enjoy your hosts lovingly lampooning your childhood memories while spreading cheer and wishing you all a happy holidays. 

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 30, 31, and 32 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. They dive deep into Dumbledores memories, lament the scourge of Rita Skeeter, and guess what happens when Harry and Cedric touch the Goblet.

Alyssa and Clark discuss chapters 28 and 29 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mr. Crouch has gone mad! Mad Eyed Moody has gone soft! What is this crazy wizarding world coming to?

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 26 and 27 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Like, how is Rita learning all this stuff? It doesn't make any sense!

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 23 and 24 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Harry is really dumb in this one.

A (Barely) Blasphemous Christmas.

Cast

Adar Rice- INNKEEPER, FRANKI WISEMEN
Alyssa Small - GOLDI WISEMEN
Anne Harrington - ELIZABETH, JOSEPHINE
Austin Logan - GABRIEL
Cameron Michael Fehring- SHEPHERD SAM
Clark Hodges - NARRATOR 
Courtney Crary- MARY
Daniel Crary - JOSEPH, SHEPHERD DALE
Maia Mils-Low - MYRA WISEMEN
Skyler Theot - KING HEROD, SHEPHERD BOB

Written by- Daniel Crary and A. A. Logan
Script Supervisor- Adair Rice
Edited and Engineered by - Daniel Crary

Special Thanks to - you. Yes, you. For listening.