Green Cows Don't Fly

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Green Cows Don't Fly

Writers B. and Jon are co-hosts of Green Cows Don't Fly. Once upon a time they enlisted the help of A I to write two fantasy quest novels which are now available on Amazon here https://amzn.to/3MIZKoh But now in their new ground-breaking extravaganza: The None Show, they meet every week in the Green Room Café to talk about everything and anything and are always looking for suggestions for topics. So if you'd like to get involved in the general mayhem and madness then please do contact the show at: gcdontfly@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 16 FEB

    The None Show Ep. 48 - Adios Amigos

    Well after a year of None Shows B. & Jon are going on hiatus. Time is precious and they need to devote nearly all of it to getting their comedy crime caper book, Chop, launched. But it won't be the end of Green Cows. They'll be back with a completely new show later in the year. So dry your eyes and enjoy the final eclectic mix of: Odd items appearing unexpectedly in parcels, Spectral Cats, Insurance fury, Hangman & Battleships. . B is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min

  2. 9 FEB

    The None Show Ep. 47 - Ailments, Post Office Queues and Dodgy DIY

    Just when you think things can't get any more diverse, the None Show delivers another mixed bag of randomness. Torn meniscuses, Pensioners, Post Office queues, incompetent DIY, tin baths, tadpoles and frogs. The most manic twenty minutes you'll hear on the Net this week. So get the kettle on, raid the biscuit barrel and prepare to be baffled for the penultimate time... as once more B.& Jon hold forth at the Green Room Cafe.. B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min

  3. 2 FEB

    The None Show Ep. 46 - Internet Distractions & Cryptic Crosswords

    With B back from the Alps the Green Cows are back in the podcast studio, ready to tackle their usual eclectic mix of topics. So in no particular order we have: skiing, ice slides, video games, internet distractions, cryptic crosswords, and best of all - a behind the scenes insight of Jon's shonky production methods.. B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min

  4. 19 JAN

    The None Show Ep. 45 - Cats In The Coffee Dregs

    Strange happenings this week, with spooky stuff aplenty. Cats keep appearing in B's coffee dregs and a sinister wraith-like alien shows up in the butter of Jon's granary bread, But that's not all because smoking, vaping, volcanoes and dodgy publishers all get dishonourable mentions too. It's another cracker and you be foolish not to listen. B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min

  5. 12 JAN

    The None Show Ep. 44 - Packing For Armageddon

    If Armageddon were imminent, what would you pack in an emergency bag? Needless to say, Jon & B's priorities differ. One of them is more practical than the other. Can you guess who it is? And what if Bono sang Opera and not Rock? Would he need a hanky for mopping his brow between songs? These and many others are the issues occupying the Green Cows this week. You'd be mad not to listen. B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min

  6. 5 JAN

    The None Show - Happy Moo Year 2024

    It's 2024 but that won't stop them. In this week's special New Year edition, hear how B. & Jon spent the Festive Season. Jon, by contracting Covid and B. by entertaining neighbours with a sumptuous Raclette from her native Switzerland. Of course there is the usual quota of random rambling, with insurance, dieting, horseradish and resolutions coming under the spotlight. All in all, quite perfect show to blow away those January Blues. B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    21 min

  7. 22/12/2023

    The None Show - Christmas Special 2023

    As you might expect from the award-winning duo, it's a real festive treat dealing with all things Christmas. Jingle Bells to the Roman Vomitorium and Catalonian defecating logs to bread sauce, it's got the lot. For example: did you know the traditional Japanese Christmas Dinner is now a KFC? B.& Jon read it on the Internet so needless to say, it must be true. B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min

  8. 15/12/2023

    The None Show Ep. 43 - Emergency Nibbles & B's Barbie Horses

    You know what it's like? Friends pop in to build your Bistro Set and the next thing know is you're three sheets to the wind on Elvis Juice & Prosecco. Naturally, you all get peckish so what then? Duh! Raid the freezer and produce a platter of emergency nibbles to save the day. And who would've thought as a little girl, B built a stable for her Barbie Horses complete with a tack room and a mucking out area? Just goes to show... B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: gcdontfly@gmail.com If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: gcdontfly@gmail.com Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
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Writers B. and Jon are co-hosts of Green Cows Don't Fly. Once upon a time they enlisted the help of A I to write two fantasy quest novels which are now available on Amazon here https://amzn.to/3MIZKoh But now in their new ground-breaking extravaganza: The None Show, they meet every week in the Green Room Café to talk about everything and anything and are always looking for suggestions for topics. So if you'd like to get involved in the general mayhem and madness then please do contact the show at: gcdontfly@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Green Cow
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    116
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © Green Cow
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