Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

The Conan and Jordan Show featuring free Guinness reminds me of everything I love about Conan. I won’t speak on Jordan … Maybe a Limerick would sum it up There once was a producer of comedies Who was particular about Socrates But if I pronounce that wrong He’ll get a twist in his thong And threaten to commit atrocities - Shane in Ireland 🇮🇪

Love ya Conan, best podcast out there 🇮🇪🙌

I was looking for a Tilda Swinton podcast and came across this. It’s gotten me through some tough times. I love the chemistry between the three of you.

Is Conan’s fixation on the potato outdated? Yes Should he be aware that the national food of Ireland is now the chicken fillet roll? Also yes Would anyone currently residing in Ireland disown him immediately if they saw him on his hands and knees kissing the ground next to the Welcome to County Wexford sign? Like obviously yes, we know people around here and he can’t be making a holy show of us like that. But also, Conan’s Irish heritage is only 90% of who he is. You’re all forgetting about the remaining 10%: 6% pompadour 4% factor 50+++ spf reapplied on the hour every hour Trace elements of advice Johnny Carson gave him that one time when no one was around and could have possibly seen it happen And goddamn it if that doesn’t all add up to one joyous host that, yes, talks about being Irish a lot but for Christ sake the man has red hair visible from space and audibly sizzles if he stands next to a window too long. What’s he SUPPOSED to talk about?! The guests? With their veneers and empty spaces where they used to have buccal fat? What could they possibly offer to the conversation?! No no no, when a format works, it works!! So in conclusion: Yes if Conan ever wants to head back to the homeland he can stop over in Bray and I’ll happily buy him a chicken fillet roll and an oat latte (BECAUSE THATS HOW WE DO IT NOW). But the only real takeaway is that this is the most joyous show out there, where I have never once turned on an episode and said “nah this one’s a skip”. Real talk, I now listen to the Bill Hader episode instead of early 00s emo music when I’m low. I guess this is what it means to grow up…