Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
‘They brought a corvery dinner to my room!’
‘Who in the name of God eats four types of potato with their dinner?’
‘We’re looking for Fionnuala O’Carroll-Kelly. She absconded from quarantine this morning’
Ross's parents continue to play by their own rules when it comes to lockdown.
'I just assumed quarantine wouldn’t affect people like us'
Ross's mother finds herself in mandatory hotel quarantine.
‘Get in before they change their minds and haul your orse back to jail’
Ross collects his unrepentant anti-lockdown dad from Mountjoy.
My opening line in the Irish oral was ‘Bonjour’. I never really recovered after that
Honor devises a strategy for Ross as he attempts the exam for the second time
‘The judge tells us – in, like, legal language – to shut the fock up’
The old man tells the court he broke lockdown and refuses ‘to live under your mortial law!’
I look forward to this podcast every Friday - hilarious
Never fails to cheer me up :)
Pitch perfect accents and always inventive