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Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss:
Trump loses his gun permit in New York
Steve Bannon is going to prison
Alito’s neighbor disputes Alito’s flagging account
Americans have forgotten how bad Trump’s COVID response was
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Happy Pride Month! 
What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that’s happened since. 
We discuss:
It’s Pride month, baby!
Cult leader convicted
Cult leader’s followers go apeshit
Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments! 
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On this week’s episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon. 
We discuss:
Memorial Day
Christian Nationalism
“Just be normal then”
Project 2025
Harrison Butker
Samuel Alito
Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur
Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams
 

Dear Americans,
As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I’ve watched over humanity for thousands of years.  I’ve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I’m frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt’s proposal for the ‘MOMS’ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying.
This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ future.
Once created, anytime a woman gets pregnant, it would be one step away from Republicans forcing every pregnant woman to sign up for this database. They would be force-fed pro-life propaganda and denied all access to any information even considering the option for abortion. What’s next? GPS collar trackers to put on their necks to make sure they don’t try to flee to a state that offers abortion access? I can just hear them now, “These GPS, or GOD positioning system trackers, will keep all babies safe from baby-eating atheists.”
Set against the backdrop of a second Trump presidency, and the onslaught of Project 2025, there is no question that Republicans are viewing “The Handmaid’s Tale” not as a work of fiction, but as a guide for how to form the future.
Did this proposal set off alarm bells across the political spectrum? Was it being covered on all major news networks? I didn’t see anything about it except for what I saw online. Oh, I’m sure it was mentioned on some broadcasts, but sparingly if at all. No time for any of that while they’re busy obsessing about other things.
BUT GOD SAW IT. The mere suggestion of such a database should be driving everyone in the country who believes in personal freedom, privacy, and public health? …absolutely insane. I implore you to stand with me against this measure. Spread the word about what the Republicans are trying to do. It’s not enough for them to take away a woman’s right to choose. They will never stop reaching for more. They won’t stop until every woman has an implant that tracks their physical location at all times.
Thou shalt not create a federal database of pregnant women, for it is an affront to the sanctity of personal autonomy and the essence of human dignity.
God
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Also discussed today:
Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?
An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he’s full of crap too
Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he’ll go to jail, but why hasn’t he been sent there already?!?
Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden
God answers questions from his loyal supporters!
 

God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother ‘Tod’ replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus. 
Discussed today:
Students are protesting
Jerry Seinfeld blames “the extreme left” for why you “can’t make sitcoms anymore”
Tod argues with Jesus about woke
All this and so much more on today’s episode of The God Pod!