Mall Brats

Spout Lore Studios
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Mall Brats

Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, selling candy, and causing trouble under the watchful eye of the mysterious Food Court. The Cool Treat Kids are the mall’s most up-and-coming gang of ne'er do wells, featuring Fenton Beasley, Franklin Stein, and Clover Ivy Fern.

  1. EPISODE 1

    Batter's Up

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cool Treat Kids take their very first steps into a very large mall. Join Fenton, Clover and Franklin as they smash their way into the criminal underworld of the Highspear mall. [Content Warning: Amusement Parks, Love Triangles, Corn Dogs] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 22m

  2. EPISODE 2

    A Blade in the Hand is Worth Two in the Dark

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cool Treat Kids take advantage of some downtime to explore some mysteries and expand their criminal enterprise. [Content Warning: CORB GREEEN, HALFLING DETECTIVE] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    51 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Many Blades Make Dark Work

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cool Treat Kids find themselves "invited" to the social event of the season. That's right - Jemsie Cobblington's birthday party. I know.....I KNOW. [Content Warning: Toilet Fountains, DJs, Underage Drinking] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 1m

  4. EPISODE 4

    Stuck Between a Blade and a Dark Place

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their actions as they reckon with mall cops, their vices, and hobnoblins. [Content Warning: Fight Dancing, Weird Mushrooms, Toblerone Jones] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    38 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    Don't Look a Gift Blade in the Dark

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The cool treat kids find themselves in competition with another gang over some choice territory. [Content Warning: Hob Noblins, Hob Goblins, Knob Gobblin] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 19m

  6. EPISODE 6

    You Can Lead a Blade to Water, But You Can't Make it Dark

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cool Treat Kids sneak into the fancy part of the water park and match wits against the Hot Meat Boys.  [Content Warning: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 29m

  7. EPISODE 7

    Don't Count Your Blades Before They're Dark

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Market has arrived at the Highspear Mall and the Cool Treat Kids are trying their best to scam some hard currency out of the shoppers. [Content Warning: Chocolate Tantrums, Anatomically Incorrect Vampire Sex, Greff Smushlin] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 hr

  8. EPISODE 8

    Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell as Dark?

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision. [Content Warning: Misused Swears, Risky Letters, Squares] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 6m

  9. EPISODE 9

    Don't Throw the Blade Out With the Bathwater

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club. Also, Borbo gives the kids "The Talk" ... certainly nothing could go wrong there. [Content Warning: Derivative Jazz Hands, Budding Bromances, Tremblo] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 12m

  10. EPISODE 10

    Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All hallow be to the Rat Man, our lord and savior. [Content Warning: High Balling, Gym Teachers, Bike Kids] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 14m

  11. EPISODE 11

    Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings

    🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During this downtime session the cool treat kids learn more about the identity of their patron and the meaning of Charles Eve. Also, we did so much worldbuilding while we were improvising Charles Eve songs that I had to leave all the 80s music in. [Content Warning: Copyright Infringement, Klepto Santa, Irresponsible Dads] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    55 min
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Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, selling candy, and causing trouble under the watchful eye of the mysterious Food Court. The Cool Treat Kids are the mall’s most up-and-coming gang of ne'er do wells, featuring Fenton Beasley, Franklin Stein, and Clover Ivy Fern.

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