Frozen Meat Juice Masiel Rodriguez
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Masiel taps into her own life and current events around her to make light of situations and maintain some sort of connection to the outside world during lock down in Chicago. Is this a real pod, a one woman show, an extended rant? Who knows? Join her to find out as she goes on this journey. To finish off the episode, she includes "Artist's Corner" which showcases her own pieces and that of the listeners.
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Ever See a Mexican Snap?
The FMJ crew hit the ground running with goofy news involving a Puerto Rican woman endorsing Trump, a woman in a wedding dress wearing a fanny pack, and a dildo carrying Labrador. Stay tuned as Alyssa convinces Masiel to embarrass herself and sets the alley-oop for next week's shenanigans. It's going to be litty! As always, it's High Noon CST here.
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Squeegee Your Syrup
Masiel's car told her she doesn't know how to drive. Alyssa reflects on how the dynamic duo met. The 45th speaks of his importance to Puerto Rico like a scorned ex with delusions of grandeur. Shout outs to Germany and Ireland for giving the FMJ a listen!
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What You Really Mean Is...
Alyssa starts the show off right by running through the intro while Masiel takes a bathroom break. Alyssa and Masiel discuss the goofy stuff that goes on behind the scenes. A matter of unnecessary intolerance and police brutality rubs Masiel and Alyssa the wrong way. A request to fire the 45th is put out into the ether. Artist's corner is an audio recording of a previous performance from ya girl Masi.
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Love is Timeless
Masiel dives into cancel culture and the 45th being the perfect example of it. Talk of work stress, and keeping hope alive in times of severe anxiety leads to the 3 Gs, as Masi comes full circle to bring back her ace, Alyssa. Reflection on a beautiful soul recently lost, Chadwick Boseman and the anniversary of a phenomenal woman gone...Masi's mother. Artist's corner is an untitled piece from a train ride last year. Rest in Paradise Masi's mami!
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Just Add Water
A five week long hiatus led to Masiel's confusion as she reached a fork in the road. A new drink needs some watering down, but that's not the only thing as Masiel unloads on unspoken annoyances. Alyssa marks another "Shit Masiel Says" segment with random reactions to make silly things downright stupid!
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Check Your Privilege & Wash Your Hands
Masiel, in a sleepy stupor discusses not having the use of her bathroom for a few days. The state of things and how important it is that we have our fellow humans best interest at heart. A hilarious new segment brought to you by Alyssa called "Shit Masiel says". Artist corner: Alyssa reads some drunk poems for us to giggle.