Kristy Doesn't Know Movies

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Kristy Doesn't Know Movies Podcast

Join us on a cinematic journey as Kristy attempts to explain the plots of popular movies she has never seen, much to Zach's dismay.

  1. 21/08/2020

    Holiday Special

    Tune in for a very warm and heartfelt Christmas flashback highlight reel extravaganza featuring some of the best moments from the last three seasons of Kristy Doesn't Know Movies. We know you've all been very good, so hopefully this gift will tide you over until we come back. From all of us here at the show, thank you, and goodnight.

    46 min

  2. 17/08/2020

    Actor Spotlight: Jack Black - Shallow Hal, Nacho Libre, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny & Special Guest Stalker

    We did a poll on twitter where 18 people said Jack Black typecast himself. Think about it.

    23 min

  3. 14/08/2020

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy

    Grab a pizza, sit back and relax as we butcher one of the most beloved franchises of all time! A sadistic kid living next to a nuclear power plant flushes his new pets down the toilet. They soon come into contact with some toxic waste and become mutated beyond recognition! Either Shredder or Splinter teaches the turtles Kung-Fu, and they fight either Shredder or Splinter to save the city from being overrun with the toxic waste! A long-lost girl turtle named Cathy joins the crew, and the turtles can't control their raging turtle hormones and end up lusting after her.. and that's literally all that happens! We also play a pulse-pounding round of Turtle Trivia! Gnarly, dude! Tune in!

    25 min

  4. 10/08/2020

    Plan 9 From Outer Space, Jack and Jill & Sharknado

    Our first fully remotely recorded episode! Judy Garland lands a bit part in an early sci-fi dud, Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler love being Adam Sandler, and a SHARKICANE (not sharknado) rattles some Floridians.

    20 min

  5. 07/08/2020

    Wonder Woman, Justice League, Aquaman, DC Trivia & Special Guest Solicitation

    In this episode we delve deeply into the DCU! Wonder Woman saves America from Poison Ivy with her invisible whip and wins World War One. The Flash is ported over from his television series to fight alongside his film counterpart, and Will Smith. The show is interrupted by a drug addled male prostitute and brother of an old "friend" of the show. Kristy tests her knowledge of the DC Universe in a pulse-pounding round of trivia, and Jason Momoa wields his phallic scepter and flashes his titties for the sad, middle-aged women of the world. Tune in!

    28 min

  6. 03/08/2020

    Big Trouble in Little China, Bloodsport & Timecop

    Get ready for some cheesy action movies as we take a look at three absolute bangers starring Jackie Chan, Morgan Freeman and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

    17 min

  7. 31/07/2020

    American Pie, Road Trip & Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

    Bleh.. Kristy suggested this episode. More bickering over freemium games, too.

    25 min

  8. 27/07/2020

    Bad Video Game Movies: Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat & Video Game Trivia!

    What's up D-pads! It's time for a special, in-depth look at baaaaad video game movies! We also play our first round of trivia this season! Grab a bag of Doritos, a 6-pack of Mountain Dew and strap in, bucko!

    30 min
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Join us on a cinematic journey as Kristy attempts to explain the plots of popular movies she has never seen, much to Zach's dismay.

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