Good Night Dick Summer

If a phone rings while a psychiatrist is with a client, does he answer it by saying "I can't talk to you now, I'm shrinking?" I have a shirt that says it's "Shrink Resistant." Does that mean it shrinks, but it really tries hard not to? If the pretty nurse measures you, and she says you're 2 inches smaller than you told her you were, should you hide your face...or any other part of you in shame? I say, "NO!" Because...YOU SHINE!!!! Give a listen to this podcast. It'll explain.

Sometimes I do one of these podcasts, and I hear it back, because I'm up and wandering around in the middle of the night, and it feels good...like the friendly pat on the fanny that a pitcher gets from the manager, when he's thrown a good game. This is one of those podcasts. It combines a fantasy about "Saving" my Lady Wonder Wench from a Saturday night with a bunch of single, handsome young guys at a ski lodge, and taking her for a fascinating moonlit night when I had my airplane. Please take a listen.

When you're feeling old...like when The Lord said, "Let there be light"...you flipped the switch. When you think it would be a good idea to go to your dentist and have him put braces on your dentures so you feel young again...when you swear you can feel your wild oats turning to shredded wheat... listen to this podcast. The story in it is called the "Slip Away Wife". Even she will make you feel a little better. Smarter. Younger.

Some women have them to excess. Like my Lady Wonder Wench. Curves. On paper. Handwriting. As in what is fast becoming a lost art...CURSIVE. Women and girls use Cursive. It's way too complicated for guys. Come to think of it, women are too complicated for guys to understand...period. Wonder Wench is writing another novel in cursive. I understand it has a semi happy ending. You think it's going one way, then she throws one of those curves.

It hit me..."The home of the brave"...at a minor league baseball game...what that really means. And it's a bases loaded walk off, bottom of the 9th home run. Doesen't matter if you're a Republican, a Democrat, or just confused. If you're an American...or you want to be...if you listen to this podcast...next time the ball game starts...you'll sing along... ...with your hand over your heart.

I don't mind that Mr, Story Man helps My Lady out of her clothes, and puts her to bed every nigh t. I call him Mr. Story Man because he tells her sexy stories every night at bed time. All stories can be sexy the way he tells them. And I don't mind a bit. Why don't I mind that she looks forward to seeing him every night? Give a listen to this podcast. It might surprise you.