Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World Erik Lane

Now some businesses are trying to convince you that if you spend more, you'll save more. You're most vulnerable when you're sitting on the commode in a public restroom stall, so imagine being in that situation when mice start raining down on your lap. One man, enjoying dinner at a restaurant, simultaneously coughed & sneezed, causing his bowels to blow out of his abdominal surgical wound!

If you don't want to give up your name when you get caught by the cops, using "Mr. Monopoly" might not work as an alternative, especially if you don't have your "Get Out Of Jail FREE" card. If you have an over abundance of dino , just start a museum & folks will flock to visit! Police had a drive-thru perp who literally drove through the police station, while naked, & then threw rubber snakes everywhere. There's 20+ more stupid stories just like this to get you through your week.