It's the Royal Rumble in August! Royal Rumble 2009!

We were going to do an episode on Halloween Havoc 2000...then we realized we can't watch it let alone talk about it. Utter shit is all you need to know. So we called an audible and chose the 09 Rumble! Jack Swagger had a belt and wrestled Unbroken Matt Cena has Big Gold and has to vanquish JBL and his new lackey HBK! Jeff freakin' Hardy is the WWE Champion and has to beat the dickhead Edge...but there's a surprise brewing. OH and the Rumble