PATREON TEASER: SUBS Ep. 1: Genesis (Part 1)

Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which He will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other, and more. It's a whole lot of f*ckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament.

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