Stand Up Comedy,Sitting Down

Stand Up Comedy,Sitting Down With Schelle Purcell & Rod Minger
Stand Up Comedy,Sitting Down

Welcome to Stand Up Comedy,Sitting Down, Welcome to Stand Up Comedy-Sitting Down. I’m your host Schelle Purcell but I would never do a show like this without a poppin co-host; Rod Minger say hello to the people. This is not your typical podcast and I know they all say that, but we are serving EVERYTHING with a side of “we don’t give a fuck what you think about what we say”. We gon spread love (and these jokes), we gon laugh (at these jokes) and we gon be 100% honest (with these jokes). And please, please, please don’t take none of this shit personal- it’s just JOKES!

  1. Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 9- "Not Always"

    2022/08/31

    Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 9- "Not Always"

    Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. This episode is sponsored by Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand re- imagined. The new clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for what’s new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to shop Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever! S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full service media & content creation company. Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography, animation and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all things entertaining. Let’s get it. Sweet Shit: Tamar Braxton stepped honey with a FINE ASS white man. They say his name is Jeremy and he’s 46 and baby he was giving urban hunk, giving rap lyrics in the club. Comedian lil duval said, minute black men get a white woman we get all in our feels. I would like to say…she tried a black man…and she has moved on! I called men like him, white chocolate. Not So Sweet: A K-12 Christian school in Valrico Florida declared any LBGTQIA students will be FORCED TO LEAVE. Dear INYSM, My question is simple. Do you feel like once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater. Because I just don’t want to throw it all away. There have been opportunities where he could have cheated I saw from looking in his phone that he passed on and moments where he did mild flirting. But I flirt too. I just don’t want to be ALWAYS wondering if he will be faithful. Signed, Holding On. And that’s all I have to say about that! Thank you again to this episode’s Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand re-imagined. The new fall clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for what’s new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to shop Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever! Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to spnotyosugamomma@gmail.com I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit. It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman. © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

    43分
  2. Spotify Video-Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 9- "Not Always"

    2022/08/31

    Spotify Video-Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 9- "Not Always"

    Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. This episode is sponsored by Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand re- imagined. The new clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for what’s new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to shop Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever! S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full service media & content creation company. Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography, animation and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all things entertaining. Let’s get it. Sweet Shit: Tamar Braxton stepped honey with a FINE ASS white man. They say his name is Jeremy and he’s 46 and baby he was giving urban hunk, giving rap lyrics in the club. Comedian lil duval said, minute black men get a white woman we get all in our feels. I would like to say…she tried a black man…and she has moved on! I called men like him, white chocolate. Not So Sweet: A K-12 Christian school in Valrico Florida declared any LBGTQIA students will be FORCED TO LEAVE. Dear INYSM, My question is simple. Do you feel like once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater. Because I just don’t want to throw it all away. There have been opportunities where he could have cheated I saw from looking in his phone that he passed on and moments where he did mild flirting. But I flirt too. I just don’t want to be ALWAYS wondering if he will be faithful. Signed, Holding On. And that’s all I have to say about that! Thank you again to this episode’s Dennis Williams & The Legendary Label-A brand re-imagined. The new fall clothing line will launch this fall. If you are looking for what’s new, sexy, creative and eye-catching…join the mailing list and be ready to shop Legendary Label- a clothing style that will live forever! Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to spnotyosugamomma@gmail.com I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit. It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman. © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions  © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment  © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio  © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson  © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC   Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

    43分
  3. Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 8- "Disconnecting"

    2022/08/24

    Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 8- "Disconnecting"

    Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. This episode is sponsored by Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator Kelvin Rowe at iamkelvinrowe@gmail.com and follow them on Instagram @artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me! S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full-service media & content creation company. Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography, animation, and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all things entertaining. Let’s get it. Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet: Dear INYSM, I have to confess. I am in love. Me and my “if dreams came true” love tried our hand at a relationship. I was still kind of dabbling in a previous relationship, but I chose to take a break from dream lover because of things I learned about him in our short stay in the relationship space. I added him to my phone plan and as he started dabbling in new relationship, he began to act funny. The killer part of this is he didn’t tell me about his new relationship-omitting a bunch of facts but on his birthday, he BLOCKED me and I later saw he was with this new person. Should I suspend his phone like he suspended the truth? Thank you, Disconnecting And that’s all I have to say about that! Thank you again to this episode’s Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator Kelvin Rowe at iamkelvinrowe@gmail.com and follow them on Instagram @artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me! Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to spnotyosugamomma@gmail.com I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit. It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman. © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions  © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment  © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio  © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson  © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC   Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

    45分
  4. Spotify Video-Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 8- "Disconnecting"

    2022/08/24

    Spotify Video-Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 8- "Disconnecting"

    Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. This episode is sponsored by Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator Kelvin Rowe at iamkelvinrowe@gmail.com and follow them on Instagram @artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me! S/O to KLP Entertainment, your full-service media & content creation company. Focusing on podcast, music production, film, marketing consulting, photography, animation, and graphics design. KLP Entertainment, your one stop shop for all things entertaining. Let’s get it. Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet: Dear INYSM, I have to confess. I am in love. Me and my “if dreams came true” love tried our hand at a relationship. I was still kind of dabbling in a previous relationship, but I chose to take a break from dream lover because of things I learned about him in our short stay in the relationship space. I added him to my phone plan and as he started dabbling in new relationship, he began to act funny. The killer part of this is he didn’t tell me about his new relationship-omitting a bunch of facts but on his birthday, he BLOCKED me and I later saw he was with this new person. Should I suspend his phone like he suspended the truth? Thank you, Disconnecting And that’s all I have to say about that! Thank you again to this episode’s Artistry Live Decatur. Artistry Live is your new intimate entertainment spot in Decatur hosting events like spoken word, dinner theatre performances, Sip and Paint and so much more. For booking information visit Artistry Live Decatur on IG or contact their black owned owner/operator Kelvin Rowe at iamkelvinrowe@gmail.com and follow them on Instagram @artistrylivedecatur to find out what’s coming. It’s Artistry Live Decatur for me! Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to spnotyosugamomma@gmail.com I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit. It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman. © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions  © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment  © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio  © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson  © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC   Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

    45分
  5. 2022/07/21

    Spotify Video-Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Episode 7-Bonus BBL for What?

    Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t  sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta  like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am  your host THE Schelle Purcell.  This episode is sponsored by Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and  wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care  needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya  Skin Care at jessunique3@icloud.com.  Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve  been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say  thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if  you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it.  Let’s get it.  Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet: You Better Get Her.  Dear INYSM,  This has been an ongoing battle with my messy ass mother-in-law who now lives  with me and my husband. She feels entitled to my husband in ways where I am  confused who is the wife and who is the mother. She wants to sit in the front  seat of the car. She wants him to open the door for her FIRST when we go places.  If he is doing something for me sometimes, she purposely asks him to do things so  he’ll stop doing whatever for me. She questions my parenting and has walkedin  on me and my husband having sex. I’m really sick of her ass. I discuss all of this  with him and all he says is, “You know how momma is”. But before I start  apartment searching for her or me and my kids, can we fix this as a family?  Signed,  This heifer has to go.    Men, are ya’ll sick of it?    And that’s all I have to say about that!  Thanks again to this episode’s Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and  wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care  needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya  Skin Care at jessunique3@icloud.com.    Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to  spnotyosugamomma@gmail.com I’ll shout it out or sort it out.  Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free  to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing  wit’cho ass bout this shit.    It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes  the shit I say ain’t sweet.  Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman.      © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions  © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment  © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio  © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson  © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC  Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

    21分
  6. Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Episode 7-BBL for What?

    2022/07/21

    Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Episode 7-BBL for What?

    Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. This episode is sponsored by Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya Skin Care at jessunique3@icloud.com. Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. Let’s get it. Sweet Shit/Not So Sweet: You Better Get Her. Dear INYSM, This has been an ongoing battle with my messy ass mother-in-law who now lives with me and my husband. She feels entitled to my husband in ways where I am confused who is the wife and who is the mother. She wants to sit in the front seat of the car. She wants him to open the door for her FIRST when we go places. If he is doing something for me sometimes, she purposely asks him to do things so he’ll stop doing whatever for me. She questions my parenting and has walkedin on me and my husband having sex. I’m really sick of her ass. I discuss all of this with him and all he says is, “You know how momma is”. But before I start apartment searching for her or me and my kids, can we fix this as a family? Signed, This heifer has to go. Men, are ya’ll sick of it? And that’s all I have to say about that! Thanks again to this episode’s Camyla, skin care therapy. If you have fine lines and wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, stretch marks, acne, sun damage or other skin care needs. Book your appointment with Jessica, your certified Esthetician of Camlya Skin Care at jessunique3@icloud.com. Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to spnotyosugamomma@gmail.com I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit. It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman. © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

    32分
  7. Spotify Video-Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 6- "No Car, Boy Stop!"

    2022/07/13

    Spotify Video-Schelle Purcell's "I'm Not Yo Suga Momma" Bonus Episode 6- "No Car, Boy Stop!"

    Welcome to I’m Not Your Suga Momma, cause sometimes the shit I gotta say ain’t sweet. I ain’t come to play, so I’ma say what the fuck I want to say. You ain’t gotta like it, love it or even be slightly fond of it. This is what I do, and I do it well, I am your host THE Schelle Purcell. This episode is sponsored by Divinely Made Berries, providing you with signature chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special occasion, for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by Arryanna. Treat yourself to something sweet! Housekeeping rules. I cuss. Don’t judge me, I won’t fuck with you. All the shit I’ve been through, I have earned the right to say 50-11 cuss words and turn and say thank you Jesus if I want to. This show is not going to be for everybody. But if you fucking with it, share it, like it, tell somebody about it. Let’s get it. What are we accepting in 2022? Your man doesn’t have a car? And that’s all I have to say about that!  Thanks again to this episode’s sponsor Divinely Made Berries, providing you with signature chocolate covered strawberries and treats handcrafted for your special occasion, for your someone special. Divinely Made Berries on Instagram by Arryanna. Treat yourself to something sweet!  Don’t forget you can send me your Sweet Shit & Your Not So Sweet Shit to spnotyosugamomma@gmail.com I’ll shout it out or sort it out. Don’t forget to like, share, repost or just gossip like you been doing! And feel free to leave your comments on this episode; just know I ain’t bout to be arguing wit’cho ass bout this shit.  It’s your girl THE Schelle Purcell and I’m NOT your suga momma, cause sometimes the shit I say ain’t sweet. Til next time ya’ll…ooh Chile, I love being a black woman. © 2022 Schelle Purcell Productions © 2022 "Kennedy Lucas Patterson" Entertainment © 2022 "FX Studios Of Atlanta,A K.L.P Entertainment Studio © 2022 Emory Office Of Kennedy Lucas Patterson © 2022 Kennedy Lucas & Associates LLC Powered By Illuminati Softwares,A Element Industries Software,A K.L.P Entertainment Company

    32分

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Welcome to Stand Up Comedy,Sitting Down, Welcome to Stand Up Comedy-Sitting Down. I’m your host Schelle Purcell but I would never do a show like this without a poppin co-host; Rod Minger say hello to the people. This is not your typical podcast and I know they all say that, but we are serving EVERYTHING with a side of “we don’t give a fuck what you think about what we say”. We gon spread love (and these jokes), we gon laugh (at these jokes) and we gon be 100% honest (with these jokes). And please, please, please don’t take none of this shit personal- it’s just JOKES!

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