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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, January 11th, 2023

2022 UFFL Season Recap
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The UFFL  Bowl XIX Championship goes to the Kick-Ass Philanthropists!  And John B., Chris, and The Commissioner are here to tell you all about it in the final episode of the Total Nonsense Podcast of the 2022 season.

*Listen in as we go over the 2nd UFFL Championship for KAP, and yet another Big-Game defeat for CMW.

*Stay tuned as the Commish gives you the results of the UFFL MVP, Coach of the Year, Rookie of the Year, and the final details of the delayed finish in the Bronze Medal Game.

*Plus the Gang looks around at what happened this season and what to look forward to for the 20th season of the UFFL in 2023!

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UFFL BOWL XIX Score
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Kick-Ass Philanthropists 126 - Compton's Most Wanted 72___________________________________________________
UFFL BOWL XIX Champion:  Kick-Ass Philanthropists

2nd Overall:  Compton's Most Wanted

3rd Overall:  Waiver Wire Heroes
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2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)
2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)
3. Free Jamal (5-9)
4. Gurley's Gone (5-9)
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– Central –
1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)
2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)
4. Hall & Oates (3-11)
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– West –
1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)
2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)
3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)
4. The  Mission (5-9)
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x – Bye - #1 Seed
y - Bye - #2 Seed
z - Wild Card
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2023 UFFL Rookie Draft Order
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1. Hall & Oates
2. Vicious & Delicious
3. The Mission
4. Gurley's Gone
5. Hall & Oates (thru Free Jamal)
6. West Coast 4 Life
7. Hall & Oates (thru Mutt & Jeff)
8. Cardiff the Giant Killer
9. Rochester Tschmingus
10. The Mission (thru Waiver Wire Heroes)
11. Compton's Most Wanted
12. Kick-Ass Philanthropists

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 28th, 2022

UFFL Bowl XIX
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It has all come down to this!  The last 2 teams standing in the 19th season of the UFFL square off for the coveted UFFL Championship Trophy in UFFL Bowl XIX.  The forever bridesmaid - Compton's Most Wanted, facing off against the all-time highest scoring team in UFFL history - the Kick-Ass Philanthropists for the most beautiful piece of fake gold you've ever laid your eyes upon.  And John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to tell you all about it!

*Listen in as we respectfully pay tribute to, and say our condolences for the teams who didn't make it (tear drop).

*Stay tuned as the guys give a quick look at the Rookie Draft order in 2023, and go over the pros and cons of the teams who DIDN'T make the big game in our newest feature: "3 Up/3 Down"!

*Plus all of the scores and highlights from the Semi-Finals round, and of course our predictions and keen insights (eh...."keen"....) into UFFL Bowl XIX!

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SEMI-FINALS ROUND Results
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Kick-Ass Philanthropists 159 - Waiver Wire Heroes 85Compton's Most Wanted 120  - Rochester Tschmingus 111___________________
UFFL BOWL XIX
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Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Compton's Most Wanted___________________________________
2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)
2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)
3. Free Jamal (5-9)
4. Gurley's Gone (5-9)
  ____________
– Central –
1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)
2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)
4. Hall & Oates (3-11)
  ____________
– West –
1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)
2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)
3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)
4. The  Mission (5-9)
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x – Bye - #1 Seed
y - Bye - #2 Seed
z - Wild Card
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2023 UFFL Rookie Draft Order
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1. Hall & Oates
2. Vicious & Delicious
3. The Mission
4. Gurley's Gone
5. Hall & Oates (thru Free Jamal)
6. West Coast 4 Life
7. Hall & Oates (thru Mutt & Jeff)
8. Cardiff the Giant Killer
9. Rochester Tschmingus
10. The Mission (thru Waiver Wire Heroes)
11. (UFFL Bowl Loser)
12. (UFFL Bowl Winner)

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 21st, 2022

2022 Semi-Finals
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We are here to spread the joy of Christmas or Hannukah or Chanukah or Kwanza – whatever they have – and also the joy of Fantasy Football Playoff Action!  John B., Chris, and The Commissioner break down the action from the Wild Card weekend in the UFFL and much much more!  OK maybe only "much more".  We all have regular jobs you know...

*Listen in as we respectfully pay tribute to, and say our condolences for the teams who didn't make it (tear drop).

*Stay tuned to hear our Holiday Spirit shine through in our feature:  The UFFL Christmas Gifts!

*Plus all of the scores from the Wild Card round, and the matchups in the Semi-Finals , and our Predictions for who will be the last 2 teams left to compete in UFFL Bowl XIX!

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WILD CARD ROUND Results
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Waiver Wire Heroes 132 - Mutt & Jeff 119Rochester Tschmingus 151  - Cardiff the Giant Killer 117Bye - #1 Seed - Compton's Most Wanted
Bye - #2 Seed - Kick-Ass Philanthropists
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SEMI-FINAL ROUND Schedule
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Rochester Tschmingus– at – Compton's Most WantedWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists___________________________________
 2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)
2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)
3. Free Jamal (5-9)
4. Gurley's Gone (5-9)
  ____________
– Central –
1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)
2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)
4. Hall & Oates (3-11)
  ____________
– West –
1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)
2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)
3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)
4. The  Mission (5-9)
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x – Bye - #1 Seed
y - Bye - #2 Seed
z - Wild Card

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 14th, 2022

2022 Playoffs Wild Card Round
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The 2022 Regular Season is over and the Playoffs begin!  John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the breakdowns on how the Playoff seedings and Wild Card bids shook out, and who was left behind in the Postseason of  the19th season in UFFL History.

*Listen in as we respectfully pay tribute to, and give our condolences to the teams who didn't make it (tear drop).

*Stay tuned to hear multiple instances where John B. just didn't get anything right and The Commish gets salty!

*You won't want to miss The Commissioner's Awards for the week, featuring the Monster Energy Boost, Fantasy Redemption, and the Lucky Break!

*Plus all of the scores from the final week of the regular season, and the matchups in the Wild Card round , and our Muddle Huddle Predictions for the Playoffs!

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WEEK 14 Results
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Mutt & Jeff 121 - Gurley's Gone 100Compton's Most Wanted 112  - West Coast 4 Life 86Hall & Oates 112 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists  111Waiver Wire Heroes 111  - Free Jamal 104Cardiff the Giant Killer 127 - Vicious & Delicious 64Rochester Tschmingus 117 - The Mission 90_____________________________
Wild Card Round Schedule
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Mutt & Jeff – at – Waiver Wire HeroesRochester Tschmingus – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer Bye - #1 Seed - Compton's Most Wanted
Bye - #2 Seed - Kick-Ass Philanthropists
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 2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)
2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)
3. Free Jamal (5-9)
4. Gurley's Gone (5-9)
  ____________
– Central –
1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)
2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)
4. Hall & Oates (3-11)
  ____________
– West –
1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)
2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)
3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)
4. The  Mission (5-9)
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x – Bye - #1 Seed
y - Bye - #2 Seed
z - Wild Card

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 7th, 2022

UFFL 2022 - WEEK 14
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Chris got sick and couldn't talk.  The Commish was  busy with League duties, and John B was stuck in litigation trying to wrestle controlling interest in the Waiver Wire Heroes from Andrew K.!  And so, we skipped Week 13  and went right to Week 14 and all the details as the UFFL Playoffs loom over the last week of the season!

*Listen in for the winner of the Thanksgiving ...Feast... what the hell was it called?  Nevermind – Chris has to say nice things about The Commish.

*Stay tuned for all the Playoff Scenarios as we head into the final week of the Regular Season!

*You won't want to miss The Commissioner's Awards for the week, which feature a golden oldy and the unveiling of 2 NEW AWARDS!

WEEK 12
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Mutt & Jeff 141 - Free Jamal 114Waiver Wire Heroes 144 - Gurley's Gone 127Kick-Ass Philanthropists 140 - Vicious & Delicious 67Cardiff the Giant Killer 128  - Hall & Oates 78Rochester Tschmingus 117 - West Coast 4 Life 113Compton's Most Wanted 127 - The Mission 105WEEK 13
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Waiver Wire Heroes 160 - Mutt & Jeff 136West Coast 4 Life 124 - The Mission 95Compton's Most Wanted 113 - Rochester Tschmingus 85Gurley's Gone 99  - Free Jamal 69Cardiff the Giant Killer 159 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 133Vicious & Delicious 102 - Hall & Oates 96_______________________
WEEK 14 SCHEDULE
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Gurley's Gone – at – Mutt & JeffWest Coast 4 Life – at – Compton's Most WantedHall & Oates – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Free JamalCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Vicious & DeliciousRochester Tschmingus – at – The Mission___________________________
 2022 UFFL STANDINGS
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– East –
1. ^Waiver Wire Heroes (9-4)
2. Mutt & Jeff (6-7)
3. Free Jamal (5-8)
4. Gurley's Gone (5-8)
  ____________
– Central –
1. ^Kick-Ass Philanthropists (11-2)
2. ^Cardiff the Giant Killer (9-4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (4-8-1)
4. Hall & Oates (2-11)
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– West –
1. ^Compton's Most Wanted (10-3)
2. Rochester Tschmingus (6-7)
3. West Coast 4 Life (5-7-1)
4. The  Mission (5-8)
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^ – Clinched Playoffs

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, November 22nd, 2022

UFFL 2022 - WEEK 12
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 The Trade Deadline has come and gone and there were plenty of deals to talk about.  John B., Chris, and The Commish will give you all the details on this Thanksgiving edition of Total Nonsense!

*Listen in to the News and Notes from Around the UFFL as we break down all the deals that were furiously called in at the Trade Deadline!

*Stay tuned as the gang drafts their Thanksgiving Day Feast (not my title) fantasy lineups for Thursday's games!

*You won't want to miss The Commissioner's Awards for the week: the Monster Energy Boost, Fantasy Redemption, and the Move of the Week!

*And be sure to stick around for our game by game, position by position, insult by insult recaps from this week, and previews of each of the matchups next week!

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WEEK 11 RESULTS
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Mutt & Jeff 143 - The Mission 104Waiver Wire Heroes 136 - Rochester Tschmingus 107Free Jamal 121 - Vicious & Delicious 68Cardiff the Giant Killer 119  - Gurley's Gone 83Compton's Most Wanted 143 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 123West Coast 4 LIfe 105 - Hall & Oates 96_______________________
WEEK 12 SCHEDULE
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Free Jamal – at – Mutt & JeffWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Gurley's GoneVicious & Delicious – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Hall & OatesWest Coast 4 Life – at – Rochester TschmingusCompton's Most Wanted – at – The Mission___________________________
 2022 UFFL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (7 - 4)
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (5 - 6)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (5 - 6)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (4 - 7)
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– Central Division –
1. ^Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 1)
2. Cardiff the Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (7 - 4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (3 - 7 - 1)
4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (2 - 9)
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– West Division –
1. ^Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (8 - 3)
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 6)
3. The  Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (5- 6)
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (4 - 6 - 1)
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^ – Clinched Playoff Berth