Birthdays suck LOL!

Andrey and Ivan have at this point both clocked an extra birthday each, and Satan would like them to cut it out. Also, Dune is on everyone's minds because this podcast was released a billion years later than originally intended. Additionally, Ivan is a sports troll, and Andrey battles with his great nemesis the ocean.  To be clear, we know it is December but this is NOT THIS YEAR'S HOLIDAY EPISODE.