Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    1 DAY AGO

    Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro and Breakdancing  4:09 What makes you a hero? 8:44 Trump Vs Musk 13:01 Luke reads Petes mind  19:01 Chris Rock is nerdy  27:16 When your friend has dirt on you 31:11 Are Americans stupid? 34:08 when you turn your phone volume down when friends are around  36:04 Tinder introduces height filter  41:29 Luke and Petes Preference in men  47:33 Man steals to show off to women 54:20 Willy Extender  1:01:00 My daughter is dating a black bum 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 30m
  2. What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    10 JUN

    What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys got a voice not from Pete’s brother sparking a debate about their least favourite race. Lucas & Pat are back answering a dilemma about p*nis size and then Luke and Pete answer a dilemma about unfair fat shaming. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Lucas and Pat Intro 6:47 Woman was rude to Luke in traffic  12:11 When people cant accept an apology  16:40 Lucas and Pat answer dilemma  25:02 Pete is frightened for his life 26:00 People begging for money 34:07 When people turn into drug addicts 43:35 Friend who turned gay 47:19 Friend stuck in world war fantasy   48:16 Government keep changing mind about cannabis  52:53 Changing mind about trans  57:21 Least favourite race  1:09:46 One of your ancestors were R*ped? 1:14:07 Dilemma: My best friend fat shames me Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 38m
  3. 3 JUN

    I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 If we had each other voices 1:52 Walking long distances  2:43 Good tv ads  4:25 Women with dirty feet  8:41 Pete doesn’t like South London (Lewisham) 11:54 Pete gets “called out” by God 13:45 Dilemma: “My girlfriend spat in my face” 18:49 Pete thinks everyone is going crazy  20:41 My Grandad wasn’t the best man to our family  23:58 Back to spitting in the face 28:41 Calling out man for scratching balls in public  30:29 Romeo Must die film 32:34 Hairy legs on a woman  35:23 My best friend and my mum are sleeping together  39:04 President macron and wife fight in public  41:00 I tickle Charlotte as punishment  44:11 Pete flirts with Luke’s mum  52:51 Ive been ghosted while 12 weeks pregnant, help 59:43 Fight with Indian woman in chicken shop  1:05:02 We finally answer dilemma  1:09:27 Was Pete abused as a child? 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 24m
  4. 27 MAY

    My work colleague (Indian) smells, how do I tell him without seeming racist? | EP142 Luke and Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Altercation with Spotify security  7:00 How to handle flirting when in a relationship  22:52 when they won’t let you forget you hurt them 29:34 Pete would cheat for food 35:46 Dilemma: Dating someone with HIV  48:16 Wasting a woman’s time 50:45 Back to the dilemma  58:38 Dilemma smelly colleague  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 20m
  5. 20 MAY

    Mental Health, Is Luke BULLYING Pete? | EP141 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream  they boys cant get their heads arounds.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 We need a new intro 2:28 Pete’s got beef again 7:02 Mental health, is Luke bullying Pete? 15:43 Pete gives but he cant take 18:21 Luke got stopped by the police  30:36 Back to bullying  36:36 Luke clashes with his son  41:32 Being a real man 44:53 Sh*t customer service at arcade  51:20 Falling asleep behind the wheel 53:37 Woman’s partner has orgy with 6 women  1:09:19 Woman’s dent get the perfect situation she’s in 1:12:51 99% of the time men want sex  1:16:34 Married man on date with trans woman  1:26:04 Women who tease men 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 34m
  6. 6 MAY

    What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 5:32 Luke thought he was losing his mind 12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage  16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about  21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank) 34:03 Proud of my sons 35:20 judging people  42:01 Podcast beef 46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 22m
  7. I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    29 APR

    I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat   o be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro  1:14 Petes trip to Switzerland  18:25 Apes who use sign language never ask questions  26:02 just a bit of mild racism  27:53 When you hope your tenant dies soon  32:46 Pervert form the 80s 35:38 Trans women aren’t women court rules  49:05 Gay guy catches Luke off guard  54:29 When guys flirt with Pete  59:23 Guy tricks colleague into sending nudes 1:01:54 Pete played a nude prank online  1:08:03 I killed my mother-in-laws cat  1:19:01 Tetanus affects  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 27m

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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