The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?

    -21 H

    Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve. With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits. Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled. Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments! 00:00 – Intro 00:34 – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host 01:34 – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills 05:03 – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores & avoiding family 09:33 – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery 12:17 – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment 15:09 – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home 17:17 – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia? 23:01 – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni 27:01 – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party 31:08 – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth 33:18 – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time? Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  2. Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

    -5 J

    Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong. There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos. 00:00 – Intro 00:25 – We’re playing a little game today… 00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries 04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track) 10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando 10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos 13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath 15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones? 19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails 19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail? 26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion? 30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex? 31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to cope Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  3. Back to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion

    9 SEPT.

    Back to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season. From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life. They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting. With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all. 00:02:00 – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school 00:03:10 – Media headlines about Abbey & Peter’s “marriage troubles” 00:06:30 – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers 00:10:20 – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama 00:15:30 – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories 00:21:00 – Peter’s new catchphrase: “That’s just what I do” 00:23:00 – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage 00:28:30 – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession 00:32:00 – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs 00:40:00 – Playground politics and parents falling out 00:44:00 – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families 00:51:00 – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years younger Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 h 1 min
  4. When The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?

    4 SEPT.

    When The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?

    On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits. Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives his no-nonsense take on love, regret, and why the honeymoon butterflies don’t last forever. There’s also chat about their trip to see Oasis in Dublin, parenting two kids under two, and even a heated debate on Adidas vs Salomon. Expect hilarious tangents, unfiltered honesty, and surprisingly wise advice from the couple who prove that love, laughter and the odd eye-roll go hand in hand. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below! 00:00 – Intro 00:27 – Abbey & Peter on Oasis in Dublin with Sophia 04:47 – A retired athlete writes in about heartbreak and loneliness 09:35 – Where to eat and party in Liverpool 12:28 – A listener asks: do we love people or who we become with them? 15:48 – Why humour and honesty keep Abbey & Peter’s love strong 20:05 – The great debate: kids on iPads at football matches 25:16 – A listener faces a massive career change after 27 years 28:00 – From investment banking to OnlyFans… 28:17 – Abbey’s five-hour hair disaster and recovery journey 31:11 – Parenting chaos: coping with two kids under two 34:52 – Adidas vs Salomon Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
  5. “She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…

    2 SEPT.

    “She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach. Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen. The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them. And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below! 00:00 – Intro 00:24 – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip 02:13 – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid 03:43 – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician 07:34 – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game 11:02 – First Everton match 12:08 – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings 13:31 – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story 17:26 – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap 22:33 – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach 25:04 – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt 41:11 – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other women Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min
  6. This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!

    28 AOÛT

    This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!

    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions. From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour. Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get too comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group. Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA. 00:24 – Introduction to the AMA episode. 05:22 – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery. 08:23 – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed. 12:43 – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down. 14:14 – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex? 18:24 – Do couples get too comfortable with each other over time? 20:43 – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver? 23:18 – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer? 26:24 – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think. 26:43 – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory? 29:33 – Wrapping up Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    30 min
  7. Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…

    26 AOÛT

    Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure. Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less). Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight… 00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive 02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover 07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout 10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life 14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France 18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate 20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa 23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt 27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love 30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust 39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love 44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
  8. How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

    21 AOÛT

    How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits. Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike. The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer. Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget. 00:00 – Intro 01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates. 03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess. 05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones. 07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong. 11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster. 12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other? 13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations 18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding? 19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?! 22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage. 26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters). 28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie? 30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Chaîne
    Marvellous
  • Création
    Tall or Nothing
  • Années d’activité
    2023 - 2025
  • Épisodes
    218
  • Classification
    Contenu explicite
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    © Therapy Crouch
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