Art Sistory

Brandi and Danni Lin
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Art Sistory

Brandi and Danni are two sisters who just happen to be dead inside. With no fulfilling careers, longtime relationships, or children, they turn to the only thing promised to give them a feeling: art. Every week, Brandi and Danni will get face to face with art, discuss the wack history behind it, and evaluate its life-giving powers. Join us on Art Sistory, where two sisters put art to the ultimate test: can it make you feel alive? If you listen in, maybe you will feel just a little less dead inside too.

  1. Bernini's Fall From Grace (For Like Three Weeks)

    25/12/2019

    Bernini's Fall From Grace (For Like Three Weeks)

    Here he is! Ring the bells! Sound the trumpets! Brandi's favorite artist is here and it is Bernini. Our beautiful baroque boy is the cream of the crop, queen of rome, and master of marble. And you make think this perfect sculptor never struggled in his whole career well YOU WOULD BE WRONG. Our sweet innocent babe was cheated and besmirched by jealous architects who knew nothing about art! But our precious lad would not be down for long. Join us as we discuss exactly how he catapulted himself right back to the top.  Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

    50 min
  2. Art Sis Collab! Lilly Martin Spencer's Spread-Eagle Chicken

    18/12/2019 · BONUS

    Art Sis Collab! Lilly Martin Spencer's Spread-Eagle Chicken

    She stretches her hand out towards you. Will you shake it?!?! Historical AF Podcast and Art Sistory say "yes!" in this collab from the pre-Civil War stars! And Shake Hands? (1854) is the wonderfully weird painting Kyna and Natalee have brought for us to put to the test today. Join us as we go on a journey with Lilly Martin Spencer, a plethora of sugar art daddies, and some cheeky paintings which men were just too dumb to understand.  Find more Historical AF Podcast here! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1459756725 And check our instagram here! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/

    36 min
  3. Ep 38: Michelangelo Never Showered Even Once

    11/12/2019

    Ep 38: Michelangelo Never Showered Even Once

    The Sistine Chapel (1508) is the triumph/torture of world's most famous and crustiest artist. Michelangelo may have never painted before but there was one thing he was definitely a master of; being a lil' bitch. And by lil', I mean absolutely gigantic. Today we tackle this monster and dish all the goss on our final ninja turtle and the lord of the twunks.  Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

    53 min
  4. Raphael, Hard Boiled Eggs, & Feminine Baguettes

    04/12/2019

    Raphael, Hard Boiled Eggs, & Feminine Baguettes

    Raphael! Master of the Renaissance! Painter of Beauty! And a sweet perfect boy who charmed all he met. All except... Michelangelo! Why did the almighty painter of twunks hate our sweet angel baby? And what did Raphael do about it? Come with us on the Dolce Vita as we dish the goss on the only heterosexual ninja turtle and reveal how the sweet can also be a bit spicy...  Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

    48 min
  5. We Stan a Power Top

    27/11/2019

    We Stan a Power Top

    *Attention! This episode has discussions of sexual assault and rape. Skip the below timecodes if needed** No one paints a head chopping like Artemisia Gentileschi. It's got all you could ever want: blood, horror, drama, and a badass woman empowered by sweet righteous fury. Artemisia is the queen of the Baroque and queen of my heart. Don't take my word for it. Just look at her art.  18:23 - 27:47 discussion of sexual assault, rape, and torture Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

    50 min
  6. We Stan a Power Bottom

    20/11/2019

    We Stan a Power Bottom

    If there was any sculpture that could be called the gayest, it would be this. Donatello's David (1450s) is a bastion of homoerotic glory. From his booty to his tooty, he is the one twink to rule them all. Step aside haters, because this David embodies queer culture in Renaissance Florence and even Michelangelo's legendary twunk is quaking.  Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

    47 min
  7. Horny For God

    13/11/2019

    Horny For God

    It's a wild love story filled with passion and hardships in Renaissance Florence! A painter, forced to be a friar, and his beautiful model, forced to be a nun, a romance that can never be but falling in love anyway. JK! Actually it's just one horny dude and a nun he may or may not have kidnapped. Fra Filippo Lippi is the first rascal of the Renaissance and while no Medici could pin him down, he'll always have a place in our hearts.     Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

    52 min
  8. The Medicis Got BALLS

    06/11/2019

    The Medicis Got BALLS

    *Attention! This episode has discussions of gore, murder, and violence. Skip the below timecodes if needed** We are in the CRADLE OF THE RENAISSANCE! Florence town. Firenze is finally here. Brandi's heart explodes. And boy oh boy does she have a story for us. Easter Sunday. The Duomo. And MURDER?!?! Oh baby, stay tuned and find out why you never kill the hot and popular, siding with the pope is dumb, and balls balls balls always wins.  37:10 - 40:20 discussion of violent stabbing and murder 47:18 - 48:31 discussion of hanging 48:52 - 51:58 - discussion of hanging and post-mortem mutilation Check our instagram for more details! https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/ And email us at artsistory@gmail.com

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Brandi and Danni are two sisters who just happen to be dead inside. With no fulfilling careers, longtime relationships, or children, they turn to the only thing promised to give them a feeling: art. Every week, Brandi and Danni will get face to face with art, discuss the wack history behind it, and evaluate its life-giving powers. Join us on Art Sistory, where two sisters put art to the ultimate test: can it make you feel alive? If you listen in, maybe you will feel just a little less dead inside too.

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  • Creator
    Brandi and Danni Lin
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    46
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Art Sistory

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