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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/

  1. 19 NOV

    God Pod 11-18 with ads

    The God Pod

    56 min

  2. 12 NOV

    What The Fuck Just Happened??

    WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry. Dear Humans, In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here. STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’ STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work! Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC. Decisions like…let’s be Republicans Lite. Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE! The Rebellion begins NOW! Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help God’s rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing.

    1h 5m

  3. 22 OCT

    This Obama Moment Is Not Getting the Attention it Deserves

    Dearest Humans, This week on The God Pod: Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week. God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold’s lies. Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch. Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments! BEHOLD! God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!

    33 min

  4. 15 OCT

    We Want The Black President

    Dear Humans, On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election. Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why? Donold asked his followers if they would “rather have the Black president or the white president?” Donold threatens using the military to go after “radical leftists” who don’t support him Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won’t you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments. Love, God

    28 min

  5. 8 OCT

    BEHOLD! God Smites Elon Musk!

    BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that’s happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out! Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!

    30 min

  6. 2 OCT

    "The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check!" LOL

    BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above! Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

    27 min

  7. 27 SEPT

    Donold Says He Won't Run Again If He Loses

    Dear Humans, The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time. "No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year. Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away. Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that’s what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can’t believe his answer. Halloween’s around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him? Robo-Donald? Zombie Donald?? Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!? We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that. Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.

    32 min

  8. 24 SEPT

    Thou Shalt Not Blame Democrats For Republicans Trying To Take Out Your Dad

    Dear Donald Trump Jr., I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to “get over it” the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dad’s cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee? Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016! It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does. Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric. Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled. Here endeth the lesson. THE LORD HAS SPOKEN! PS - Oh also, Jesus and I talked about everything that’s happened in the last week in this week’s episode. It’s been a lot.

    36 min
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The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/

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  • Creator
    God
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
  • Episodes
    401
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024
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