The Messronomicon: Opening

I found this weird book in my grandpa's attic. I'll be reading sections of this book to you, mostly to hold onto my sanity. I'm not sure if this is for real. If you have ever heard of the Messronomicon, please let me know.

Participants: 1

Propagators:

2 Containers whipped cream.

7 pie tins (preferably with gram crusts)

2 cans cherry filling

2 cans blueberry filling

6 Quarts of Custard. (Jello pudding is acceptable, flavor not important.)

*Note: Pies can be purchased pre-made, however, the strength of this ritual will be diminished.

Optional:

Protective coverings.

1 observer

Cloths