A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 13 DEC

    802 - Halloween Party Russian Police Surveillance

    The show broadcasts live from "Injured On The Go, Just Call Mo's Studio."   - Dan compares infidelity to cereal choices in a parody song.   - Dan and Tom kick off the Friday free show of "A Mediocre Time."   - Dan and Ross discuss pinball addiction and its tie to Orlando's talk scene.   - Pinball machines noted as guest favorites and "smile makers."   - Discussion of PinballDudes.net's rental and rotation model.   - Pinball machines compared to classic cars as dad hobbies.   - Andrea suggests spontaneous late-night pinball playing.   - Humorous references to Burger King bathrooms and Digital Underground.   - Trivia about Digital Underground's "Sex Packets" and Tupac's role in "Nothing But Trouble."   - Dan recounts nearly being hit by someone in a medical gown.   - Ross describes following an erratic driver on I-4 like a "ghost ship."   - Debate on self-driving car safety versus human drivers.   - Joke about changes to Florida traffic school point laws.   - Speculation on 200 new Florida laws, including a misspelled one about "alligator rides."   - House Bill 49 allows 16- and 17-year-olds to work full-time.   - Debate on self-defense laws involving bears, with Dan joking about impressing his dog.   - House Bill 321 bans releasing lighter-than-air balloons.   - New massage parlor regulations combat trafficking.   - House Bill 461 exempts recent mothers from jury duty.   - Dan jokes about avoiding jury duty by discarding summonses.   - House Bill 583 permits larger wine containers, with nods to past growler restrictions.   - Dan reminisces about his mom’s large Chianti jugs.   - Joke about selling "Tom and Dan DeSantis wine pumpkins."   - Debate on whether police need training for new laws.   - Tuttle drops a surprising revelation in a recent guest appearance.   - Jamie Foxx's Netflix special "What It Happened Was" critiqued for its awkward format.   - Listener feedback on Jamie Foxx's special, highlighting its religious themes.   - Comparison of Jamie Foxx's special to polished stand-up like Anthony Jeselnik's.   - Discussion on Jeselnik's precision and his critique of oversaturated podcasting.   - Fictional idea of a comedian losing humor due to a medical condition.   - Speculation about Jamie Foxx's storytelling approach as a business move.   - Ross recounts a fireworks warehouse confrontation involving his son.   - Anecdote about warehouse neighbors like a cookie company and Nutty Bavarian.   - Ross shares a near-miss incident with a reckless driver.   - Importance of staying calm during near-miss accidents.   - Joke about renaming Dog Track Road to "Dog the Bounty Hunter Track."   - Light criticism of school mascots tied to dog gambling.   - Dan jokes about upgrading Tom's truck, comparing it to others.   - Nostalgia about meeting friendly motorcycle company folks.   - Extravagant spending stories about Hulk Hogan, Shaquille O'Neal, and Jay-Z.   - Belichick moves to college football to groom his son Steven as head coach.   - Debate on inherited leadership roles in sports and their scrutiny.   - Comparison of Belichick's move to LeBron James playing with his son.   - Dan reflects on generational career advantages for kids.   - Commentary on Belichick’s coaching style and media insights.   - Tommy enjoys YouTuber Queso’s comedic chat interactions.   - Tom considers hiring Queso for a personalized video gift for Tommy.   - Debate on YouTuber influences on kids and toxic gaming environments.   - Ross mentions Space Marine 2 as a new game.   - Tom jokes about buying dirt bikes and reminisces about Peewee 50s.   - Challenges in sparking kids' interest in hobbies like drums.   - Reflection on Archie Manning’s parenting and football success.   - Humorous holiday card exchange jokes.   - Announcement of voicemails and next BDM show.   - Longevity of independent shows compared to "Guiding Light" and "Larry King Live."   - Mr. Beast’s Amazon show "Beast Games" and multi-revenue strategy.   - Listener asks about Tom and Dan's past disagreements.   - Nostalgia for 80s and 90s tropes like smashing beer bottles.   - Listener request for Dan’s Russian soldier Halloween story.   - Dan recounts catching an ex cheating while in a Russian costume.   - Listener shares a "double bird" traffic incident.   - Tom jokes about using his phone at stoplights and pre-honk frustrations.   - Story of a pre-honk causing an accident.   - Debate on traffic laws and aggressive honking.   - "Anger blue balls" humorously discussed.   - Nostalgia for retail spaces like Radio Shack turning into smoke shops.   - Cultural nostalgia for strobe lights at parties and roller rinks.   - Strobe light seizure warnings in games and anime.   - Ross plugs upcoming comedy shows and a therapy-infused segment idea.   - Dan jokes about Tommy working at Pyro Spot.   - Discussion about transformation photos and Tommy’s growth.   - Closing remarks promoting Monday’s BDM show. ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration)   **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    2h 8m
  2. 801 - Gatorland in a Rented Camaro

    6 DEC

    801 - Gatorland in a Rented Camaro

    - Sponsorship with BudDocs.org for medical marijuana services, including telemedicine by Dr. Shen Latte and dispensary discounts.   - Overview of BudDocs.org pricing for transfers, existing, and new patients.   - Updates on Godzilla-themed pinball machines and their appeal as status symbols.   - Anecdote about unexpectedly receiving a pinball machine.   - Lighthearted intro and humor woven into podcast opening.   - Brendan O'Connor’s arrival, casual humor, and discussions about drag queens Trixie and Katya.   - Commentary on fatherhood, generational parenting shifts, and societal expectations.   - Complaints about family obligations, kids' birthday parties, and unnecessary graduations.   - Nostalgia for attending a child’s last elementary school event despite discomfort.   - Humor about dad attire and coping with rich vs. blue-collar lifestyles.   - Lavish anecdotes about rich friends, extravagant parties, and peculiar behaviors.   - Listener stories involving helicopters, Pitbull, and bizarre vacation mishaps.   - Reflection on Salvation Army’s donation methods, persistent bell ringers, and religious-based aid critiques.   - Brendan recalling skiing to school and challenges of snow-heavy childhoods.   - Discussion about holiday triggers and awkward bell ringer encounters.   - Operation "Nightcap" uncovering drug sales in downtown Orlando bars and its implications for bar owners.   - Debate over city policies enforcing permits and security in nightlife areas.   - Anecdotes about downtown Orlando bars, financial misconduct, and lost nostalgia.   - Nostalgia for *RoboCop* and eccentric actor antics, including Peter Weller’s Oreo demands.   - Discussion of YouTuber Mark Rober’s educational content vs. superficial trends in YouTube videos.   - Observations on YouTube revenue surpassing traditional media and disparities in educator pay.   - Shoutout to Mark Rober’s charitable initiatives and inspiring local projects for autistic adults.   - Brendan’s luxury resort visit, upcoming trips, and exploration of quirky Key West spots.   - Nostalgia for Sanford’s festive holiday atmosphere, including dining at Hollerbach's.   - Reflection on sponsored travel experiences, including challenges like bedbugs and disappointing cruises.   - Debate over airboats’ environmental impact and Florida’s kitschy attractions.   - Stoned food experiments, childhood snack nostalgia, and creative Instant Pot recipes.   - Highlights of Brendan’s radio show, local bar visits, and the upcoming Science on Tap event.   - Anecdote about a car giveaway mishap and quirky grandma fashion show at the Grandma Party Bazaar.   - Shoutout to John Busteker and Mo’s Christmas Party at Gatorland.   - Tom reminiscing about past spontaneity and fun during “Fat Tom Van” days.   ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration)   **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    2h 3m
  3. 27 NOV

    800 - Holiday KidCast ft. David Jolly

    Thanksgiving special of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" featured family members, including all kids together for the first time. Fun Thanksgiving moments included manhunt, four-wheelers, and kids sharing their feelings on cursing and embarrassing parent behavior. Kids discussed their perspective on their dads’ podcast and radio show, including describing their jobs to others. Maisie cleaned the studio, uncovering moldy cups and forgotten snacks, contrasting cleaning habits of the Dennis and Van families. Music preferences ranged from Outkast to rap, with Maisie expressing her dislike for public loudness. Morning routines included Maisie making eggs with hot sauce and kids sharing dietary preferences and vegetarian options. Kids expressed pride in Drunky the Bear and discussed family dynamics, humorously debating fart volume and bed-making habits. Travel memories included Moab, Bahamas jellyfish, airplane bathroom fears, and where waste goes, with a Dave Matthews bus story. Breakdancing goals, school experiences, and Maisie’s love for dance highlighted the kids’ unique hobbies and talents. Roblox games, anime like "Demon Slayer," and Dhar Mann videos were mentioned, along with science experiments from Mark Rober. Listener voicemails covered crispy fries, airboat adventures, and testosterone treatments, sparking humorous and reflective discussions. Beerfest and Sofas and Suds success included casual attendee feedback and acknowledgment of Dr. Powers' supportive team. Bart and Crystal from BartMarek.com help with buying and selling homes. BDM Matt shared his experience of buying a house remotely from Bangkok using FaceTime and video walkthroughs. Family memories explored parenting quirks, holiday cooking mishaps, and thoughtful parenting dynamics. David Jolly discussed his comedy career, Thanksgiving traditions, and Austin’s comedy scene, emphasizing the importance of fan support. Reflections on fame, controversy, and the supportive culture at the Mothership, with jokes about security and bodyguards. Mention of Jelly Roll, nightlife at the Mothership, and embracing Texas culture with hats and boots. Jolly highlighted touring in smaller markets, headlining advantages, and sober living, discovering new drinks like guava juice. Nostalgia for Orlando landmarks like West Oaks Mall and old Radio Shack stores sparked humorous anecdotes. Wrap-up included holiday wishes, promotion of Santa and Mrs. Claus on ACT, and encouragement to support comedians like Jolly. Social Media: Website | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Where to Find the Show: Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | TuneIn The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1: Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | TuneIn Exclusive Content: Join BDM Merch: Shop Tom & Dan

    2h 17m
  4. 799 - Boogers, Couches, & Tuddle

    22 NOV

    799 - Boogers, Couches, & Tuddle

    Weekly visits to The Current seafood counter in College Park for fresh seafood and good drinks. Highlights of The Current menu, including lobster rolls, blackened fish sandwiches, and northeast beers. Promotion of The Current’s two locations: College Park and Henry's Depot in Sanford. Mention of Curtis Earth trivia on Monday nights at The Current. Broadcast originating from the "Injured on the Go Just Call Mo Studio." Jelly Roll's bizarre booger-eating incident at a UFC event and the comedic song inspired by it. Introduction of the couch racing team in studio, joined by Tuttle via Zoom. Discussion of Bubba the Love Sponge’s content house and antics like yoga and dodgeball. Seth’s stress from selling his house, managing water damage, and juggling multiple responsibilities. Reflections on the challenges of balancing extracurricular activities for kids like karate and breakdancing. Praise for Seth’s dojo professionalism and critiques of belt inflation at other martial arts schools. Mention of the "Poof" spray for odor elimination and its surprisingly effective results. Maisie’s independence in making her own lunch and her general strong work ethic. Tommy’s struggles with karate and his math challenges, eventually improving his grades to quit karate. Commentary on parenting styles, perseverance, and managing kids’ preferences for activities. Anecdote about Maisie disliking a gymnastics facility despite her love for the sport. Balancing Max’s activities, including chorus, breakdancing, and cross country, with a focus on supporting his interests. Debate on capoeira’s practicality for self-defense and reflections on preparing kids for challenges. Seth’s phased home renovation project and difficulties finding a new assistant after Huggy left. Anecdote about a 67-year-old man kicking someone at Seth’s dojo and what it says about discipline. Commentary on Butterbean’s challenge to Jake Paul and how DDP yoga is helping him stay active. Frustration over the lack of support for events like beer fest and promotions for Seth’s dojo. Detailed discussion of the musical Wicked, including audience reactions and plot inconsistencies. Ranking musicals: Hamilton tops the list, followed by Wicked, Rent, and Phantom of the Opera. Andrea’s funny story about using her toes for unconventional tasks. Excitement for the upcoming Sofas and Suds couch racing event, team dynamics, and Tuttle steering the couch. Tuttle’s chaotic experience living at a content house, including sleeping in a tent and dealing with mishaps. Challenges of setting up the cash cube event, powered by leaf blowers, with the highest cash grab at $297. Logistics of running a family-friendly event like Sofas and Suds and avoiding inappropriate antics. Commentary on Jay Leno’s resilience after setting himself on fire and falling down a hill. Reflection on Jay Leno’s eye patch, toughness, and his YouTube series Jay Leno's Garage. Interest in interviewing the Flying Golf Carts stunt team after their viral golf cart crash. Viral video confirmation of Jonnu Smith’s touchdown football landing with his son and reactions to the coincidence. Updated details on the kayaker who faked his death and his eventual video confirming he was alive. Criticism of the sheriff’s emotional plea for the kayaker to return to his family despite his clear intent to leave them. Discussion about movie theater alcohol policies, the absurdity of one-drink-per-person rules, and their enforcement. Comparisons between strict theater rules and more relaxed restaurant and bar policies. Announcement of a special Thanksgiving family podcast episode featuring wives and children. Reflection on how children have grown and their anticipated behavior during the podcast. Invitation for listener-submitted questions for the family-centric Thanksgiving show. Closing reminder of the upcoming event and well wishes for attendees to travel safely. ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration)   **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    1h 50m

About

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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