02 April 2015

This is WWRVN, Radio Ravenclaw. Today is the second of the Spring Break Month - time to relax those wrists, or get in those NEWT proposals! Go NEWTlings! Mad Science Coordinator PorcupineSnuggles would like to remind everyone to submit nominations for the Luna Lovegood Memorial Mad Science Award. Nominations will be closing on April 7th.

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Up next: GazeboGal’s Fresh Pot of Coffee.

Security Chief Andromeda has released this important public service notice: Wednesday was stolen. In the wee hours, witches or wizards unknown removed Wednesday from the week, never to be seen again. A substantial reward has been offered for information which leads directly to the capture of the parties responsible or to the safe recovery of Wednesday in our usual line up. As it was the Weasley Twins’ Birthday, we do have a few clues…

Since this is Thursday, that makes it Horoscope Day!

Octopodes (10+) - well done on that get-your-Mama prank on April Fool’s Day. She is still trying to get the squid ink out.

Neon Tetras (20+) - you are miles ahead of your fellow-neon-tetra who recently told this reporter that his fanfiction was going to improve the work of her favourite author. Miles ahead. Just… take this free pass through the weekend, because you are all wonderful.

Lions (25+) - Your luck is changing due to an intense dose of thaums you received when you ate that gazelle. So, however things have been going for you? Today it changes, at 9:47 AM. This change of luck will revert on Friday evening at 22:12.

Fancy Goldfish (30+) - the stars (Antares and Altair) say things are looking up. The tea leaves (Lady Grey) say things are looking down. Your choice. The cards say “Jack of Hearts trumps King of Diamonds.”

Narwhals (40+) - you are probably the only person who is going to remember that important thing. Everyone else is going to forget it. You are going to Save the Day! by remembering it! Also, brush up on your obliviate spell in case things are not quite panning out as predicted. Sometimes the fates need a nudge.

Capybaras (50+) - speaking of the Fates - you know the Fates?? - they’re coming over for dinner Friday.

Cougars (55+) - well done, you! (you know where of I speak)

Peacocks (60+) - You are marvellous - and the stars suggest that this is an excellent weekend to find a whole new place to share your marvellousness! Try the opera or the opening of a hip little bistro. Wear the dragonhide strappy sandals.

Dragons (80+) - Please ignore that comment about ethically-harvested-post-shedding dragonhide, ma’am. I’ll do a PSA on animal cruelty next week.

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Whew! Barely dodged that one.

Let’s change the energy with some Waking the Kids music fresh from Finland!

They’re Varttina,

I’m GazeboGal,

and you’re listening to Radio Ravenclaw on the Wizarding Wireless Network!