Cryptic Accounts

Patrick Ryan & Dennis Chanay
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Cryptic Accounts

Not woke, We've been awake the whole time. We believe in analyzing things with common sense and research. We are judgmental. We judge people, ideas, and the status quo to make informed decisions and stances.​​

  1. 07/07/2021 · BONUS

    Cryptic Accounts Goes On Vacation

    A message from your Cryptic Hosts before summer vacation

    4 min

  2. 30/06/2021

    UAP Task Force Report & To The Star Conspiracy

    This week the long anticipated UAP Task Force report has finally dropped to great mixed reactions. From heralded disclosure to disappointment; we third to a third possibility by examining the To the Stars Academy’s suspicious connection to the rapid acknowledgment of UFO’s by the US government and ask if if we can foretell what may come next by closely watching the enigmatic Luis Elizondo.

    53 min

  3. 23/06/2021

    Theranos & Elizabeth Holmes

    Elizabeth Holmes started Theranos in 2003 and dropped out of Stanford University to revolutionize the medical industry with a better way to analyze blood, with a secret new technology. Over the decade that followed, Theranos came to be valued at 9 billion dollars. The only problem, the tech didn't work.

    1h 39m

  4. 16/06/2021

    The Illuminati's Greatest Hits

    The Illuminati is said to have gone extinct in the 1700s but many researchers and historians believe that it actually went underground, infiltrating free masonry, financial institutions, and world governments. This week we explore the Illuminati’s “greatest hits;” from mass murder in the French Revolution, the assassination of Presidents, and the sinking of the Titanic.

    1h 15m

  5. 09/06/2021

    ELF Waves, Mind Control, & Mass Shooters

    Extremely Low Frequency ( ELF ) Waves were first recognized by Allan H. Fray in 1960 and after development could be used to insert sound directly into the brain without audible sound as it directly vibrates brain cells through microwave radiation. Sounds crazy until the here about all the government patented devices and firsthand accounts of targeted individuals.

    1h 6m

  6. 02/06/2021

    Hitler in South America

    This week we explore both the official story of Hitler’s suicide at the end of WWII as well as evidence that this story might be Soviet Propaganda and that Hitler and members of the SS escaped to South America.

    1h 7m

  7. 26/05/2021

    Boris Kipriyanovich, Indigo Child

    Boris Kipriyanovich, born in 1996 was not a normal child. By the age of 2 he was well spoken and already reading. Then things got stranger when he started describing the universe in great detail without being taught. His claim, he is a reincarnated Martian here to save us from nuclear disaster. It sounds far fetched... until you hear the details that he disclosed.

    1h 3m

  8. 19/05/2021

    Trans-medium UFOs, Havana Syndrome & Human Mutilations

    This week we start by discussing the latest UFO footage released by the Military, including triangle craft and trans-medium (air-to-water) vehicles. We then move into the mysterious “Havana Syndrome” and possible directed energy weapons attacks on dozens of US spies and diplomats. Finally, we explore the Human Mutilation factor of alien abduction and the story of Zigmund Adamski’s disappearance and murder at the hands of unknown entities.

    58 min
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About

Not woke, We've been awake the whole time. We believe in analyzing things with common sense and research. We are judgmental. We judge people, ideas, and the status quo to make informed decisions and stances.​​

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  • Creator
    Patrick Ryan & Dennis Chanay
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    78
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Show Website
    Cryptic Accounts

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