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Hey guys, here are all the pick-up lines we mentioned in the episode:


Hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. (Eiffel = I fell, meaning to fall in love)
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Did you just come out of the oven, because you’re hot!
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
Someone better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
Do you have a bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you.

to chat up (someone) = to flirt, to talk with someone in a flirtatious way

We talk about small inconveniences at the start of the episode and move onto more serious issues like racism and housing prices at the end. We still love our country and are grateful to live here, but we wanted to highlight the negatives too!

Hear all about Nicki's cherry picking experience and most importantly, how to use a port-a-loo in this episode!

Would you live in a tent for 7 weeks? Have you been in a car crash? How is NZ now with no Covid-19? We talk about all these topics!

Nicki's art Instagram: @nickijackson_art

Listen to the end to hear about some commonly misused words and the difference between them.
Stairs vs steps
Ceiling vs Roof
Floor vs Ground

Welcome back to our first episode in 8 months!

Nicki's art Instagram: @nickijackson_art 

Be kind to yourself and others! Thanks for listening!

Happy New Year!!!

Long time no see.... sorry.

We had a nice, long break and are ready to make some more episodes for the Kiwi English podcast in 2020!

We talk about NZ's summer Christmas, New Years Eve, and our thoughts about 2019 and plans for 2020.