Mbappe, Messi and Making Love to Mike Ashley

As we lovingly grease ourselves up for a new season, Joe is joined by Simon Harkness and on the menu is Kylian Mbappe's cash concundrum. As the French striker's time at PSG appears to be coming to an end and he contemplates the biggest transfer deal in football history, we manage to turn it into a sordid game of oneupmanship as we ask, what would YOU do for €700 million!?

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