Minion Death Cult Alexander Edward

This episode was originally released March 22, 2023 for patrons.
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This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor
Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly racist backlash to the story.
Finally: a bowling rock super-spreader supergroup forms made up of band members who defiantly refused to be vaccinated. We listen to their jaunty tunes and watch a maddening interview with Tim Pool.
Music: 
Rival Schools - The Switch
Victory Over The Sun - Alveromancy

TODAY: It’s pride month and we’re shaming the hetero dogs in Petsmart. We’re also somehow still talking about Gerbils.
PLUS: We follow a Facebook guy’s righteous comment-section screed back to his profile and glory in its delights. You aren’t ready for A SOLILOQUY ON FEET
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TODAY we go over the bombshell news of Trump’s conviction and share some of our favorite responses.
From Facebook, to twitter, to Trump himself, the derangement reaches a fever pitch as pundits call for civil war, voters convince themselves that the felony convictions will help Trump, and liberals talk about how gangsta New York is for prosecuting the former president.
And to top it all off… Biden thinks this is FUNNY
Sinnerman-Nina SImone
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Two FBI agent brothers, Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans), accidentally foil a drug bust. As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites (Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes) to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper.
But when the girls realize the FBI's plan, they refuse to go. Left without options, Marcus and Kevin decide to pose as the sisters, transforming themselves from African-American men into a pair of blonde, white women
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TODAY: We cover the Biden Administration’s flailing response to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
And we explore the unhinged Israeli/Zionist backlash against Norway, Ireland, and Spain for recognizing Palestinian statehood. We also have immediately withdrawn all MDC embassy workers from these countries.
FINALLY: The WOKE pope names a new saint and he’s… a what??? (Millennial) 
Do you pray to him by crossing yourself with the Konami code or what?? Hello??
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TODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook. 
A local news channel covers this trend of putting “satirical” red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming “free-thinkers.”
PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commencement speech about how society is making men gay and how most of the graduating women are “probably” fantasizing about being housewives and mothers. (100% fact-checked by Patriots)
FINALLY: Racists freak out about a (historically accurate) black samurai in the new Assassin’s Creed video game. Is this the historical realism we’ve come to expect from a game about teleporting into your ancestor’s brains to get a magical staff from Pythagoras??
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