CANCELLED

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Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters.

1 DAY AGO

Sabrina Carpenter: Love Triangles & Being Too Sexy

Please Please Please welcome Gen Z pop icon Sabrina Carpenter to the Cancelled courtroom - a woman whose got lyrics and dance moves that prudes loathe (not us, obviously). What has the Short N Sweet singer done to offend? Well, that depends. Maybe ask the churchgoers who weren't thrilled about her filming a music video in their sacred space with the words "RIP BITCH" written everywhere (spoiler: a preacher got fired). Or maybe ask the people who have been stuck in her love triangles like Olivia Rodrigo, Camilla Cabello, Shawn Mendes and some other guy named Joshua Bassett. Is being too sexy a crime? Probably not, but we’ll investigate anyway because it’s fun. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

47 min
4 DAYS AGO · BONUS

Ariana Grande: Storming Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot & A Snack Catastrophe [throwback]

Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is. This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts. But does the sentence fit the crimes? Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE! ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

36 min
18 NOV

The Hills: That Plastic Surgery Scene & The Worst Person Ever

Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got your boyfriend for the summer, right? As we investigate the Heidi vs Lauren feud and a sex tape, we keep getting pulled back to one sucky person: Spencer Pratt. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

46 min
11 NOV

Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview

Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing. There is this rumour about what Paul supposedly does after a one-night stand, and sure it sounds made up, but there's some evidence that's hard to ignore. Plus, he's given people the ick lately so let's get to the sexy bottom of it all. And of course, more of your Lazy Gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

50 min
4 NOV

Andrew Garfield: Calling In Sick, A Witch & A Very Big Flirt

We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his departure from the Spider-Man franchise, some method acting misunderstandings, and that moment when he left us feeling a bit strange in our spidey senses.We need to know if we're being tricked by a beautiful man. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

45 min
4 NOV · BONUS

Donald Trump: The Secret Tapes From The Apprentice & A Weird Theory About Exercise [throw back]

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.Listen to Donald Trump Part Two: Yelling At A Child & The Most Embarrassing Tantrum In History, here. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The OlympicsDrew BarrymoreIt Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa BazazAudio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

54 min
28 OCT

Beyoncé: That Conspiracy Theory And Details Of An Affair

Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours. Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smackdown to the conspiracy theory that brought us to tears (yep, really), there's a lot Bey has to answer for.So, is Beyoncé to blame for everything? Definitely not! But, you know, maybe just a little? Plus more of your Lazy Gewl stories. ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

48 min
25 OCT · BONUS

Kim Kardashian: A Music Career And An Angry Pet [throwback]

Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'. Listen to part two: Kim "Photoshopped A 7 Year Old" Kardashian, here. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Kanye “Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong” WestJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Cancelled is Mamamia’s podcast that unpacks what happens to celebrities once the world turns on them. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they discuss who’s in, who’s out and who cares. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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4 Oct

91Abbie

Gossip with a dose of wit and humour about icons of my adolescence like Hilary Duff and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, yes please! The girls’ banter and the subject matter is right in my wheel house, and I’m delighted I found the pod. Keep it up, girls!
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StessieJane

Hilarious commentary by smart women. Love your show 🌟
SO FUNNY!

19/12/2023

Penny Love 2012

I very much enjoy your show. I am very close to my sister also and sometimes I feel like I could be listening to us having a giggle about something. Only came across this one in the last 6months and I’ve already caught up on the past episodes and now one a week isn’t enough 😜
I am a lazy gewl.

12/06/2023

Doompony23

Once a friend asked how much coffee I'd used to make her a hot drink and I couldn't be bothered getting up to go into the next room so I stuck the spoon in to a pot plant and showed her using dirt. Actually is that lazy or just genius?

Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters.