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Donald J. Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts, but we didn’t know that when we recorded this on Wednesday. Still, we talk about the weird instructions Judge Merchan gave the jury, Hollywood writers blaming audiences for poor box office numbers, and the Pope apologizing for saying there was too much gay stuff in the church. A man tried to become a dog and failed and Kyle got some special salty hate mail.
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A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, “we are all fundamentally good,” and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can’t decide if The Bee is Jewish or literally Hitler.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back and apparently a gang of killer whales has taken over the world. Woke Jesus came out, Jerry Seinfeld gave a speech, and the Trump court sketch artists are having a field day. The Bee got fact checked again, there’s Fight Club, and, of course, hate mail.
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Tulsi Gabbard gets grilled by The Babylon Bee on whether atheists can say ‘Aloha‘, being sent to war and politics, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party. 
Tulsi’s new book For Love Of Country: Leave The Democrat Party is up for pre-order and will be available on April 30th: https://www.amazon.com/Love-Country-left-Democratic-Party/dp/1684514851

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Tyrus is back on The Babylon Bee to talk about his abiding hatred for Planet Fitness, how trans activists aren’t Rosa Parks, and threatening Piers Morgan.
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Previous appearance of Tyrus on the The Babylon Bee podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itS-JsUGFd0&t=839s
Tyrus now has a new show on OutKick called Maintaining With Tyrus. Available on Outkick.com, Facebook, X and YouTube: https://www.outkick.com/shows/maintaining-with-tyrus
Dates for Tyrus’ comedy tour: https://linktr.ee/tyrussmash
 

Travis and Brandon react to the news about Star Wars: The Acolyte, the lady who got arrested for changing the locks of her own house, and that baffling Don Lemon interview with Elon Musk. They also brainstorm a counter-cultural fantasy series that is sure to be the next big hit: Ghost Storm. There’s a banger, a bomb and hate mail too!
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