59 episodes

Join us in our office once every other week as lifelong friends turned business partners Owen Piper and Jay Little systematically destroy your childhood, one beloved memory at a time...

Think of the Children Think of the Children

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 2 Ratings

Join us in our office once every other week as lifelong friends turned business partners Owen Piper and Jay Little systematically destroy your childhood, one beloved memory at a time...

    Episode 58 - Dopamine and Amnesiacs

    Episode 58 - Dopamine and Amnesiacs

    Those darn TOTC boys are back at it again to ruin more of your beloved childhood memories! This week, the lads have some thoughts on national service, find a wizard, and give a much better comedy duo a podcasting idea... It's TOTC, baybeeeeee!

    Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Newest Addiction, Raspberry Boy, The Boozone, The Offering, National Service, Sandwhich Interuptions, Square Boy, Sleepy Queen Liz, Fart Joke, White Boy Jay, Circular Storytelling, Phineas and Ferb: The Podcast.

    Music:

    Intro: Baffy, Money Man
    Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
    Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
    Twitter: @totccast
    Email: totccast@gmail.com
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
    Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
    Website: www.totccast.com

    • 53 min
    Episode 57 - White Phosphorus Soup

    Episode 57 - White Phosphorus Soup

    The boys have escaped the Astral Dimension and only Dave is really worse for wear. Owen and Jay are still alive and this week they talk about the American Diet, Nerds on Twitter, Robots having the sex and how to raise the next generation of Philosophers. It's the Think of the Children you know and love, here like a beacon in these dark times

    Currently Brainstorming: Time Refraction, The Tum Compartment, Editing Magic, Eldritch Varmints, Astro Nut, Eating Machinery, Child Debt, Calling out Twitter Nerds, Blind Souls, Ornstien and Smoog, Robot Clit, & Medabots (2020 Reboot)

    Music:

    Intro: Baffy, Money Man
    Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
    Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
    Twitter: @totccast
    Email: totccast@gmail.com
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
    Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
    Website: www.totccast.com

    • 56 min
    Emergency Broadcast: The State of the Company

    Emergency Broadcast: The State of the Company

    Owen and Jay are back after a tumultuous 2020. They explain where they've been, what's coming next, apologise profuesly for their absence and ask if you'd like Cocaine or Pepsi.



    Short Answer: Patrons, check your emails over the next week, everyone else, new epsisode next week.

    • 14 min
    Episode 56 - www.coolphilosophygames.com

    Episode 56 - www.coolphilosophygames.com

    Oops! It's been 3 Months! Global Pandemics are bad for productivity, it turns out! Either way, the boys are back on the open road to do the nasty thing you love so much. This time around, we turn some bath toys into murderers, teach the children that everything they do is useless and develop some fun flash games to teach the kids about the existential threat of being alive! Join us, won't you, for another Think of the Children!

    Currently Brainstorming: Lizard Cum, Haunted Frog Man, Rubbasnubbers, Parental Trickery, Draconic Discouragement, Childhood Trauma, Leaning into the Curve, The Blockening Part XI: PhilosophyTube, Polka Dot Cow Man, Pigs Morgan, & Maggie and the Hate Construct.

    Music:

    Intro: Baffy, Money Man
    Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
    Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
    Twitter: @totccast
    Email: totccast@gmail.com
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
    Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
    Website: www.totccast.com

    • 51 min
    Episode 55 - The Witcher 3 (Feat. Stefan Ayto)

    Episode 55 - The Witcher 3 (Feat. Stefan Ayto)

    This week, the boys are joined by reptile lover and the host of Talking With Dinosaurs, Stefan Ayto! They kind of owe him one, you'll see why. They also recreate the epic of Gilgamesh, insult two of New Zealand's national heroes, and get Henry Cavill fans riled up as they put him in schoolgirl uniforms. We're here in the time of crisis, it's Think of the Children!

    Currently Brainstorming: Roadside Assistance, Reptile Matrimony, Deicide, Devilman: Badjelly, Cobra Venom, The Warlocker, The Three Cavills, TOTC Hygiene Advice, History Lessons, Character Assasination & What Now?! (Horny Version)

    More Stefan: @Ershatz

    Music:

    Intro: Baffy, Money Man
    Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
    Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
    Twitter: @totccast
    Email: totccast@gmail.com
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
    Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
    Website: www.totccast.com

    • 56 min
    Episode 54 - A Motherfucking JoJo's Reference

    Episode 54 - A Motherfucking JoJo's Reference

    Kids, I won't lie, this one goes off the rails a little bit towards the end. It's good shit, but we've both gone a little stir crazy, apparently. This week, the lads praise the efficiancy of Herod, publically dunk on Piers Morgan, and create some terrible puppet creations... Again. Strap in, friends, it's gonna get bumpy.

    Currently Brainstorming: Vancuffs, The Art of Vore, Rickle: The Pickling, Vinnie Jones Green Cross Code, My Mans Herod, Piers Morgan's Sundown, Owen's Dyslexia Strikes Back, The Singularity, Hunger Games: Gamers Edition, Nightmare Muppets, The Opposite of an Erection, Eureeka's Castle (2020 Reboot Dir. R. L. Gaster)

    Music:

    Intro: Baffy, Money Man
    Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie)
    Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine
    Twitter: @totccast
    Email: totccast@gmail.com
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast
    Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy
    Website: www.totccast.com

    • 1 hr 16 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
2 Ratings

2 Ratings

Seraphim18 ,

Hilarious

A nsfw not really at all nostalgic look at the best things of your childhood... reminding you of everything you love about those things and then ruining them in the best way. Owen and Jay have fantastic comedic patter and timing and I look forward to this show every week.

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