44 episodes

Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thenewswheretheyare/support

The News Where They Are with Jack and Dan 579 Productions

    • News
    • 5.0 • 12 Ratings

Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thenewswheretheyare/support

    Coronavirus has brought us back for a live episode

    Coronavirus has brought us back for a live episode

    Hello slimes! We're back off our break and staying indoors, like we always have. With no more Brexit, it's Coronavirus taking up everyone's time, probably quite rightly. But, weird things still happen too. So if you want a break from the real, scary news, we've got just the thing. Us, live. Kind of.

    We took the podcast to Instagram Live and actually had some listeners, for once. Stay safe, stay inside and wash your goddamn hands.


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    • 33 min
    Naked New Hampshire blizzard strop, kinky toe advice and a snowball sale

    Naked New Hampshire blizzard strop, kinky toe advice and a snowball sale

    Where news comes to die. This week in the US, BDE (Big Dad Energy) hits hard in New Hampshire, and over in the UK, someone's trying to sell a snowball on eBay. Sure.


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    • 23 min
    Disney brawl, Britain’s naughtiest dog and a gravy rage

    Disney brawl, Britain’s naughtiest dog and a gravy rage

    Ahoy newsers! This week: Minnie has a Disney bust up in Vegas, we've found Britain's Naughtiest Dog (that hasn't mauled anyone) and a fight has broken out over gravy. Jack is in Los Angeles and Dan is in Cardiff. We've also got some world news stories., but you don't care about those.


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    • 28 min
    Man with gravestone back from the dead, Frozen doll also back from the dead, and a man eating fish almost dead.

    Man with gravestone back from the dead, Frozen doll also back from the dead, and a man eating fish almost dead.

    The dead speak! Except one is a man from Scotland, and the other is Elsa from Disney's Frozen but as a doll. Jack has all the latest undead rumors in the US and Dan has all the fishy stories needed from the UK. Ah it's nice to be back in this crazy world we call not the news. Review us please newsers! Anything will do.


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    • 28 min
    Wyoming's persistent park pooper, wheelie bin rage and a trapped woman in a box

    Wyoming's persistent park pooper, wheelie bin rage and a trapped woman in a box

    Hi, how ya doin', we're BACK and we're ready for it all over again! 2020 is here and goodness do we have some nonsense stories for you. This week in the world: A man has been caught shitting like a bear in the woods, a woman was angry over a wheelie bin and in similar news, another woman got trapped inside a bin. A big week for trash humans. Listen and give us a review. Thanks in advance. Love you, slimes.


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    • 27 min
    A snorting Santa, a mince pie problem and massive festive penis

    A snorting Santa, a mince pie problem and massive festive penis

    Ho, ho, ho! It's our Christmas Special! What better way to get in the festive spirit than with stories from across the world. In the US, there's a coked up Santa story, and a massive festive penis. In the UK, there's a problem with a mince pie and a tree vaulting drunkard in a Whetherspoons! All of the traditions are covered. 
    We'll be back in 2020! Until then...
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    • 30 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

Something that I can do ,

Love you guys ❤️

Keep more episodes coming. each week me and my wife have something to look forward to.

Gayle P ,

Refreshing

After listening to all bad news all the time, it’s a real pleasure to listen to these guys telling funny stories. There is absolutely no negative content. Loving it!

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Fun and refreshing!

This podcast is refreshing because the two hosts are so lighthearted and hilarious in the midst of all the crazy news out there! I’m looking forward to more hilarious takes from these two awesome hosts.

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