Sit Down Loser, We're Watching a Movie

Sit Down Loser Podcast
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Sit Down Loser, We're Watching a Movie

Join four best friends biweekly who watch and discourse everyone's favorite movies that one or more of us has not seen. We’ll watch these movies so you don’t have to and tell you if they're actually worth it. We're here, we're queer, and yes, goofs are included. Check this link to find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

  1. 06/20/2023

    Bonus Episode: Fireside Chat (Letter from Camp Hiatus)

    Dear Losers, We're spending the summer at Camp Hiatus! We're having a great time taking a little break. :) That means we won't release any new episodes all summer, but don't be sad - we'll be back! That's a Terminator quote, we think. Anyway, we wanted to leave you with this fireside chat about films we saw this year or didn't, and what we look forward to. Picture ditching the camp counselors, eating s'mores around the campfire, and empty seltzer cans at our feet. We'll miss you, wish you were here, etc.  Have a great summer and don't forget to Live Más! With Love, The Queertet (Skye, Quetzal, Antonio, and Dalia) P.S. If you miss us, listen to our other episodes in the meantime and rate us everywhere you get your podcasts.

    1h 2m

  2. 06/06/2023

    Dead Dove Do Not Eat

    We watch one of the most disturbing movies ever created, and to no one’s surprise, it’s a favorite film for Antonio - The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2009). Listen as we sit down and lose part of ourselves while Dalia cries and HEAVILY sighs over the true crime/horror/mockumentary flick that we all immediately repressed. We talk about Disney DILFs, main character energy, looners, fan-fiction terms, serial killers, grave robbing, and the worst parts of humanity.

    1h 23m

  3. 06/05/2023

    The Bears are my Loife

    You can’t find a more emotionally harrowing journey than Dalia watching The Country Bears (2002). One Loser’s trash is another Loser’s bear power! We discourse about how Big Al is THE moment and also about famous bears, Disney lore, Jim Henson, dream band reunions, armpit farters, Property Brother Bear, Betterhead Better Health Papa John’s, and we still owe Cha Cha over there a lot of money!   Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

    1h 10m

  4. 06/05/2023

    It’s POETIC!

    We watch a close-quarters whodunit on a train that’s been there and done that. Who is she? Murder on the Orient Express (2017). We watch as detective Hercule Poirot boards a train with whacky strangers and find out the true meaning of “we should totally just stab Caesar.” We also discuss ohh wig, Michelle Pfeiffer leaving NO crumbs, murder concerts, Antonio’s love for murder mysteries, and yet another jumpscare (Willem, again!).

    1h 27m

  5. 06/05/2023

    She Spooks

    Be my little baby! We get the biggest whiplash watching Barbarian (2022) with the world’s most jarring hard cut. And the world’s most jarring baby bottle! We talk a lot about what we would do or wouldn’t do in all these situations, but also chat about our last meals, it’s horror babey, font journalism, emo looks, Paddington, short guy energy, toilet talk, Justin Longifer, and Mother is hot. TW: discussion about sexual violence and sexual assault  Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

    1h 26m

  6. 05/22/2023

    Is This Your Mans?

    Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore grace our screens yet again for 50 First Dates (2004). Since Episode 9, we’ve awaited the great debate about Sandler/Barrymore romcoms and which is better! In this episode... we find out. We talk about our simple human adult pleasures, Rob Schneider (oop! jumpscare!), hair jealousy, what we would do if we were like Lucy, animal actors killing it, missing french fries, and brown-outs. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

    1h 14m

  7. 03/27/2023

    That’s my Dad!

    Pew, pew, pew! And many more delightful gun sounds in our watch of John Wick (2014). We don’t know if y’all know this but… there’s a dead wife in this. It’s so hard to catch, so you’re welcome for that. We giggle a lot over the handsome Mr. Keanu but also over dinner plans, the taste of revenge, grippy socks, Jonathan kill scenes, club vibes, Tyussy Bayussy, and don’t forget about the dead wife. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

    1h 13m

  8. 03/13/2023

    This Girlie was Gone

    Our queen runs the longest of cons in Gone Girl (2014). The finesse, the details, the tenacity… your fave could never. It doesn’t hurt that this movie includes the dong heard around the world. We also scheme about unforgettable moments, ghost stories, hidden Dunkies, games of intrigue, the greatest monologue of all time, our collective mental illness, gummy wars, and Barney Star. Find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

    1h 16m
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Join four best friends biweekly who watch and discourse everyone's favorite movies that one or more of us has not seen. We’ll watch these movies so you don’t have to and tell you if they're actually worth it. We're here, we're queer, and yes, goofs are included. Check this link to find us on social media and wherever you get your podcasts: https://lnk.bio/OX6t

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