37 episodes

You know those important life decisions that simply can't be made by others? Lizzy Cooperman asks you to make those for her on a weekly basis. Will the "right" choice lead to bliss? Disaster? Marriage? Madagascar? Find out when she places her fate...in your hands.

Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands Starburns Audio

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 58 Ratings

You know those important life decisions that simply can't be made by others? Lizzy Cooperman asks you to make those for her on a weekly basis. Will the "right" choice lead to bliss? Disaster? Marriage? Madagascar? Find out when she places her fate...in your hands.

    VICTORIA'S SECRET / SECRET PET with Ben Roy & Andrew Orvedahl

    VICTORIA'S SECRET / SECRET PET with Ben Roy & Andrew Orvedahl

    Lizzy's standing mid-rat shop knee deep in thongs and is desperately seeking your guidance! She consults a former employee of a lingerie empire (Ronnie Gallegos) and an actual, flesh and blood landlord (Chris Starleaf). She then seeks wisdom from her mind-blowingly hilarious guests, who drop potent Bombshells™ of truth. So strap on your corset, wake up your snake, and head to Lizzy's Instagram to vote!
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    • 1 hr 6 min
    SANTA FE / HIDEAWAY with Kate Micucci & Davey Johnson

    SANTA FE / HIDEAWAY with Kate Micucci & Davey Johnson

    Four cats, two homes, and a baked potato sundae appear before you. Do you think Lizzy should leave Los Angeles, or stay and finish the job? Lizzy consults a Santa Fe fine jewelry aficionado, Executive Coach Anoush Gagua, and then, of course, her wonderful guests.
    She soaks in their wisdom and possibly some toxoplasmosis. Go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast your vote!
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    BADER / VADER / BRAIDER with Mike O’Brien & Jessy Morner-Ritt

    BADER / VADER / BRAIDER with Mike O’Brien & Jessy Morner-Ritt

    Which will hold up in a court of law—Bader, Vader, or Daenerys Targaryen’s Infinity Fishtail Braid?? Lizzy consults an attorney and a stylist, then mulls it over for you with her outstanding, hilarious guests. Listen, then summon your inner juror and go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories to vote!
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    • 1 hr 5 min
    FIRST ONE / PLUS ONE with Brett Davis & Morgan Miller

    FIRST ONE / PLUS ONE with Brett Davis & Morgan Miller

    Lizzy's roaming the desert and needs to know...how ergonomic is your love? And just how "FUN spooky" is your blood pressure? For the love of God, let her fantastic guests guide you toward an answer. Also...experts are back! Maggie, Pascha, and Tracy shed endless wisdom. Listen with plenty of lumbar support, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! 
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    WEDDING CRASH / CRASH PAD with Max & Nicky Weinbach

    WEDDING CRASH / CRASH PAD with Max & Nicky Weinbach

    Wedding magic is in the air and so is the scent of a subletter. With the effects of the a booster shot closing in, your prompt attention is needed. Listen in cocktail attire, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! Then and only then can you celebrate by getting blackout drunk and waking up in a furnished apartment. 
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    • 52 min
    30/31 with Andrew Orvedahl & Johnny Pemberton

    30/31 with Andrew Orvedahl & Johnny Pemberton

    Should Lizzy awaken a dead website or awaken the dead within? Dust the cobwebs off an ancient practice, or welcome them to the stage?? The choice is truly in your fake-blooded hands—so listen, then go to her Instagram stories and vote!
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    • 42 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
58 Ratings

58 Ratings

💕brener ,

A brave and true podcast

I listened once, I listened again….

And now I’m all in.

Kathryn LW ,

You’ll laugh and laugh and laugh

It’s great and so funny.

Yael McCue ,

Used to be great

Was a big fan of the early days of this but I have to unfollow because the show no longer lives up to its premise. Lizzy no longer follows what the voters tell her to do. She went for a WWE job even though we voted for another option. She learned how to braid hair even though we voted for another option. On this week’s episode, she brings back an option that we have not voted for twice already, essentially begging us to pick it this time. She is not at all “in your hands”. If you want to have a podcast where you interview LA comedians and try new things that’s fine, but stop pretending like the voting influences anything.

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