Orks R Dorks

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Orks R Dorks

A podcast which began about Warhammer 40k and American History but has morphed into a show following the adventures of JFK and his father through time and space. To contact us email johndiligenceauto@gmail.com

  1. OCT 24

    Brenda's Funeral Redux

    We've rerecorded this as the all computer voice version doesn't sit right with us anymore. There are some minor changes so keep an ear out for them .For completionists, please listen to this between the episodes “the saga of Grutgar and Salonga” and the episode “The Return” for it to make the most sense.Probably worth listening to the "Lace is Ace" episode too. 00.00 Introduction 00:39 Theme Tune 00:55 Brenda's Funeral - The Vicar 03:26 Reading from Egyptian Book of The Dead 04:37 Amazing Grace by Waylon Thornton and the Heavy Hands 05:57 Eulogies 07:57 Final Thoughts 08:39 A Surprise Guest 09:02 Exit Theme 09:11 Credits      In this episode you heard:   Sassy Clyde as The Vicar Chris Hartmann as The Verger, who can be found at www.chris-hartmann-vocalart.de Loretta R as Brenda’s Friend Dave Koby as Jim Bund Ged C as The Butcher and Barton Beeples Kennedy   All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org. You heard:   The Orks R Dorks episode theme  is Make it Drums by Daedalus.  The Church Organ is Free Choral Church Organ by Lobo Loco Amazing Grace performed by  Waylon Thornton and The Heavy Hands All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you as we’re still on twitter @Johnloves40k for our sins.

    10 min

  2. JUN 6

    The 12 Tasks of Kennedy

    Finally all will be revealed about the fate of the world and how John Frankie Kennedy plays into it.    00:00 Pre-Credits (With Guest Stars) 02:03 Theme Tune 02:12 Task 1 03:19 Task 2 04:34 Task 3 06:01 Task 4 07:13 Task 5 07:56 Really? This Guy? 11:45 Credits 12:34 Marvel Style Post Credits   In this episode you heard:   John Frankie Kennedy Barton Beeples Kennedy Jeremiah Postlethwaite Michael Salonga Nicole from the  Doom Generation Podcast Eden “The Queer Buccaneer” MW, See them for your Graphic Design Needs EdenMW.com Erin from the Myth Monsters Podcast  Cam Sully from the Jacked Up Review Show Podcast  All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org. The Orks R Dorks episode is Make it Drums by Daedalus.  All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is JFK@orksrdorks.co.uk and we’re still on twitter @Johnloves40k.

    13 min

  3. APR 9 · BONUS

    Orks R Dorks: Extra Curricular - The Skewer Reject

    A (rejected) sketch/audio mash up/whatever for the The Skewer. Which if you've not listened to you should.

    29 sec

  4. 12/19/2023

    Christmas Special 2023

    This month we've some bespoke poems from John to get you in the Christmas Mood.   0.00 - 0.28 - Theme Tune and Intro 0.28 - 1.07 - A Visit from Saint Nick 1.07 - 4.14 - The Three Aeldari 4.14 - 4.40 - Closing Comments and Theme Tune 4.40 - 5.20 - Credits 5.20 - 8.06 - Christmas Bonus Features

    8 min

  5. 10/09/2023

    Orks R Dorks Presents Margey’s Meaty Moments

    Due to illness, we've a change from our expected continuation of John and Barton's adventures as we check in on one of our favourite podcasts "Margey's Meaty Moments". So dive in for Recipes, Spielberg's "The Post" and Porcine Poetry.

    11 min

  6. 08/02/2023

    The Chosen One

    Barton is finally going to explain to John what’s going on, but will the explanation make John’s life any easier? -A narrative podcast about the consequences of one man’s obsession with Warhammer 40K

    13 min

  7. 07/15/2023

    Orks R Dorks: Pope A Dope

    John and Barton are the prisoners of Pope Pius IX (Oh and Ash and Burr are there too in a sack). How are they going to get out of this mess? The already tenuous links to Warhammer 40k begin to fray even further.    John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Kennedy were played by themselves The Creepy Prisoner was played by Lewis Staples Pope Pius the ninth was played by Stefano Trillini Ash Routh was unwittingly playing themselves Our theme tune is Make it Drums by Daedalus, which can be found a freemusicarchive.org All sound effects and other adverts were found at freesound.org   We’d love to hear from you so please drop us a message on twitter @Johnloves40K or email at JFK@ORKSRDORKS.CO.UK. We’d also love more people to hear from us so please tell your friends and family to check out the show.

    14 min

  8. 06/06/2023

    Orks R Dorks: Apollo 19

    This month Orks R Dorks is heading into space.    00.00 - 00.20 - Pre-Credits 00.20 - 00.25 - Theme Tune 00.25 - 01.05  - Show Intro 01.05 - 02.14 - Tour of the Ship 02.14 - 03.10 - 19th Century Space Flight 03.10 - 05.01 - Dad Arrives 05.01 - 06.45 - Dad Arrives Again 06.45 - 09.30 - Il Papa 09.30 - 10.20 - End Credits and Theme   Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Apollo 19. In this episode you heard:   John Frankie Kennedy, Barton Beeples Kennedy 2023, Barton Beeples Kennedy 2033 and Pope Pius the 9th   All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org and our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus.   All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org   You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is JFK@orksrdorks.co.uk and we’re on twitter @Johnloves40k.

    10 min
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A podcast which began about Warhammer 40k and American History but has morphed into a show following the adventures of JFK and his father through time and space. To contact us email johndiligenceauto@gmail.com

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    johndiligenceauto@gmail.com
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2022 All rights reserved.
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