Bad Planning

Quill & Audrey

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Welcome to Bad Planning, where Quill & Audrey show up on recording day and try their damndest to bring good vibes, questionable life advice, and funny shit, Barbara.

11/23/2023

Self-Aware-Drowned-Rat Peacocks

Hi Linda,It's Thanksgiving and this file corrupted so I had to edit it again! But honestly I deserve it as a descendant from colonists on a holiday that literally celebrates colonialism??? Like come on you guys. Anyway, enjoy this last full episode before we do our traditional reflection episode next week! We talk about everything under the sun and it's a little disjointed but we think you'll enjoy it 3 See you next week queens!Love,Bad Planningbadplanningpod@gmail.com

31 min
11/16/2023

[A Clever Title for an Episode About Spooky Art Goes Here]

I just can't y'all. 30 minutes from now you won't need a description, suck it up.

29 min
11/09/2023

Talking Shit, Cockroach Legs, & Boyfriends for Hire

Are you going to understand this title? Probably not, but it’s not our responsibility at this point. Use your imagination 3

17 min
11/02/2023

C**: The Whole Milk of Self-Impressed Washingtonians

Hi Kevin,Welcome to the first episode of #NO(THEME)BER, the month where we free ourselves from thematic cages and do whatever the hell we want. F**k ya. It's also the month of brevity, so here are the cameos:The tenuous dynamics between the ego, id, and superego of Quill's local coffee shopThe dire need to look crusty, dusty, and musty in your caffeinated watering hole Trying to saran wrap the deep crevices out of your fugly concentration face so that you can look fuckable to your barist...

22 min
10/26/2023

OCTOOKY: Art History from Betwixt the Cheeks of Saturn's Son

Hi Saturn,What a cute celestial name. Anyway, it's hell week for both of us so here are the cameos from the episode where we talk about spooky art to close out #OCTOOKY:Audrey’s love for scary children’s book illustrationsShe lost 30 lbs but it's because she's been trapped in a trunk dead for 30 years #whatsthatsmellUs figuring out how shadows operate in today's societyDisheveled hair doing the mostThe cheeked-up nature of Saturn’s son from that one Goya painting #notwiththosehips #sitongoyas...

28 min
10/19/2023

OCTOOKY: Gossip & the Gall of a Punchable Pout

Hi Matt......................First of all, f**k you. Second of all welcome to the penultimate episode of OCTOOKY!! In today's episode, Quill and Audrey shoot the spooky shit and talk about everything under the full moon, including gossip, machetes, and punchable offenses. Honestly, it's a great social commentary and you should be so lucky to get advice from flawless queens like us. We have never made a mistake and our faces are distinctly un-punchable.Cameos include kind of a lot of things:th...

26 min
10/12/2023

OCTOOKY: Scary Stories to Tell Sarah Through the Wall of Her Familial Prison

Hi Stella. Whatever you do… don’t break into the basement of that old fucking mansion in your culdesac, take the book that is bound in human skin, and then be surprised when reading it kills all your closest family and friends. This is 2023. Anyway, welcome back to #OCTOOKY! In this episode, Quill and Audrey dive into the movie adaptation of what the American Library Association dubbed 'the most criticized book among parents in the '90s'—Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. If your idea of a go...

53 min
10/05/2023

OCTOOKY: Pennywise Frantically Sucking Your Toes

Hi Chucky!!Welcome to the first episode of OCTOOKY, the month where the vibes are sinister but the stories are like a minister gently resting his hand on your leg during mass…If that didn’t make sense to you, then idk what to tell you. It’s called using your imagination.In today’s episode, Quill & Audrey return to their roots and dive into the world of horror villains…but like into a pretty shallow pool because all we do is play a ranking game with said villains. In fact “dive” is probabl...

48 min

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Bad Planning Trailer

Hi, how do we even describe a trailer when it's literally in the name? It should be crystal clear, babe. This is a trailer for Bad Planning 3 Enjoy. New episodes every Thursday.

02/16/2023

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Punchable Face

10/20/2023

Punching Puppy Mom

The punchable face is clearly subjective depending on the mood and mental well being of the puncher! An example of a subjective punch to the face would be -punching Maggie in the face when she wants to go outside and play at 3:00 a.m. Clearly, you are not owners of punchable pets. ❤️Love You!
Yuge potential

12/17/2022

Audrey milllllll

This may or may not be my actual podcast and if you ask me I’ll 100% deny that it is, but I’m thinking this has huge star potential. But in the spirit of honesty and integrity I’m giving it four stars because there’s always room for growth <3
You have cute voices

10/21/2022

AlexanderrMill

Guys I listened to episode nineteen and it got to the gluing the foreskin back on and it almost put me off my lunch. Like I was eating this kind of tough piece of beef from my enchilada and the description of the foreskin was too on-point and it almost made me put it away. Also I’m loving 2W1C.
Actually how I make it through the week

08/17/2022

gmg1172

This podcast is actually everything. So real, so honest, also I think quill and Audrey have such a bright future in comedy if they ever want to quit their 9-5 jobs. Makes me feel so at home and understood with a hilarious twist. Love them both so much

Welcome to Bad Planning, where Quill & Audrey show up on recording day and try their damndest to bring good vibes, questionable life advice, and funny shit, Barbara.

Creator

Quill & Audrey
Years Active

2022 - 2023
Episodes

72
Rating

Explicit
Show Website

Bad Planning

Bad Planning

Episodes

Self-Aware-Drowned-Rat Peacocks

[A Clever Title for an Episode About Spooky Art Goes Here]

Talking Shit, Cockroach Legs, & Boyfriends for Hire

C**: The Whole Milk of Self-Impressed Washingtonians

OCTOOKY: Art History from Betwixt the Cheeks of Saturn's Son

OCTOOKY: Gossip & the Gall of a Punchable Pout

OCTOOKY: Scary Stories to Tell Sarah Through the Wall of Her Familial Prison

OCTOOKY: Pennywise Frantically Sucking Your Toes

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Bad Planning Trailer

Ratings & Reviews

Punchable Face

Yuge potential

You have cute voices

Actually how I make it through the week

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