Rooted Warriors: Perfectly Imperfect

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Rooted Warriors: Perfectly Imperfect

Welcome to Rooted Warriors, where your hosts Gina, Moe, and Kat turn every podcast episode into a riot of laughter, truth bombs, and sisterhood solidarity. Grab your coffee and buckle up for a spirited, authentic ride through life’s messiest moments with a generous side of humor and wisdom. Roll with the Rooted Warrior crew that doesn’t just scratch the surface topics, but dives headfirst into the deep end, armed with quirky humor and a whole lot of heart. We champion traditional values with a twist, and we’re redefining what modern feminism looks like—one empowering episode at a time. Dealing with those fire-breathing bosses or juggling the jungle of family antics? Our squad’s got your back! Spice up your day with heart-to-heart convos that might just make you snort your fancy organic latte right out your nose, honesty as fresh as a morning breeze, and the kind of laughter that sticks to your ribs. Looking for those who love as fiercely as they live? BOOM! You’ve found your Tribe.

  1. REWRITING THE SCRIPT: Growing Up, Getting Real & Greg in the 3rd Chair

    3D AGO

    REWRITING THE SCRIPT: Growing Up, Getting Real & Greg in the 3rd Chair

    This week, Gina and Moe welcome a very special guest to the Rooted Warriors table—our Gen X brother, Greg, filling in for Kat and bringing some much-needed man energy and memories. From broken childhood TVs to broken childhood dreams, we’re diving deep into what we thought adulthood would be... and what it actually is. We talk growing up in chaos, parenting with grace (and grit), and what it's like realizing your favorite TV shows had more to say than you ever noticed as a kid. It’s raw, funny, nostalgic, and surprisingly healing. Whether you were raised on casseroles and Cosby or survived off soda and survival mode, this one’s for every Rooted Warrior rewriting the script—one real moment at a time.   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Central Valley & Beyond SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    1h 17m
  2. QUIZ ME BABY ONE MORE TIME: Laughing, Hiding & Healing with the Rooted Warriors

    APR 2

    QUIZ ME BABY ONE MORE TIME: Laughing, Hiding & Healing with the Rooted Warriors

    This episode is a full-on spring vibe check—no scripts, just sisterhood, silliness, and surprisingly deep insights. Join Gina, Moe, and Kat for a rapid-fire round of hilarious, honest questions that go from "What's your anxiety appliance?" to "How petty is your healing era?" faster than you can sprint to the fridge.   Whether it's avoiding people in the grocery store (by literally hitting the floor), mentally arguing in the shower, or chasing your kids/pups as cardio, this episode serves up the chaos and the comfort. We talk about the pressures of happiness, the freedom of saying “f*ck it,” and what self-care really looks like (spoiler: it might be bleaching your shower instead of relaxing in it).   If you’ve ever felt seen by a meme, hidden from a neighbor, or healed by a good laugh—this one’s for you.   🎤 Real talk. 🛁 Real baths. 💥 Real flat-ass confessions. Welcome to the tribe. Feel blessed, be blessed, and stay rooted.   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Central Valley & Beyond SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    29 min
  3. MENOPAUSE: Crowned by Fire

    MAR 26

    MENOPAUSE: Crowned by Fire

    We’re breaking the silence.We’re naming the unspoken.And we’re honoring the Queen Era that begins when your hormones stop playing nice. In this powerful episode, the Rooted Warriors open up about the raw, unfiltered realities of menopause — the mood swings, the sleepless nights, the hot flashes that roll in like a storm… and the sacred shift we’ve been conditioned to fear instead of celebrate. OH... WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT. This isn’t the end. It’s the rise. The crowning. The chapter where we shed what no longer serves us and root deeper into the strength we’ve earned. We talk about the science, the stigma, the laughter, and the grief — because menopause is messy, beautiful, and worthy of conversation. And no, you’re not crazy — you’re evolving. Whether you’re in it, approaching it, or watching someone you love walk through the fire — this episode is for you. 👑 Listen now and remember: This chapter doesn’t break us — it crowns us.   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Central Valley & Beyond SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    1h 5m
  4. THE 'FAKE' EPIDEMIC: A World That Profits from Illusions

    MAR 19

    THE 'FAKE' EPIDEMIC: A World That Profits from Illusions

    Fake isn’t always what it seems. It’s not just about clickbait headlines, surface-level friendships, or beauty standards that shift faster than trends on TikTok—it’s about staying true to yourself in a world that’s always trying to sell you a better version. It’s about choosing real over rehearsed, depth over decoration, and substance over spectacle. At Rooted Warriors, we’re calling out how insecurity became a billion-dollar industry, why some friendships come with an expiration date, and what it really means to stand firm when everything around you feels filtered. Because confidence isn’t bought, belonging isn’t borrowed, and real beauty doesn’t ask for permission. 🔥 What We’re Digging Into on Episode THE 'FAKE' EPIDEMIC: A World That Profits from Illusions✅ How misinformation shapes the way we see the world—and ourselves. (Because a well-placed lie is more profitable than the truth.)✅ Why true friendships hold up, while fake ones fall apart. (Loyalty isn’t seasonal, and real ones don’t clock out.)✅ The beauty of owning your real self when perfection is for sale. (You don’t need an upgrade—you need a mirror that reflects who you already are.)✅ How to show up as the most authentic, unshakable version of YOU. (No filters, no edits, just truth.) Truth doesn’t need a filter. Love doesn’t come with terms and conditions. And YOU don’t need to be anything other than EXACTLY. WHO. YOU. ARE.   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Modesto, CA SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    1h 2m
  5. MORE THAN A CATCH: A Father’s Love

    MAR 12

    MORE THAN A CATCH: A Father’s Love

    Surprise, Tribe! This one’s for the dads. 💙 And in the 4th Chair, Anthony steps up to speak for the fathers who show up, lead strong, and love well. It’s never been about the fish. It’s about the moments that shape her, the lessons she doesn’t realize she’s learning, the quiet ways you remind her she is loved. She won’t remember every catch, every bedtime story, or every ride to school. But she’ll remember who was there. The way your hand steadied hers. The way your voice made her feel safe. The way she never had to wonder if she mattered. And she may not hear the prayers, but they’re there—whispered in the car on the way to work, lifted up when no one is watching, spoken over her future before she even understands why it matters. One day, when she stands at the end of an aisle, bouquet in hand, heart pounding, she won’t just say ‘I do’ to any man. She’ll choose the one who loves like you did—steady, selfless, and with a heart that prays for her wellbeing. You'll be the one she’ll measure every man against. 💡 Tag a dad who isn’t just raising a daughter (or son) — He's setting the bar. #JustFishin #DadsMatter #TheDadStandard #SheDeservesTheBest #RootedAndReal #FatherhoodRedefined #MoveOverBoys   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Modesto, CA SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    23 min
  6. NEW MOM CONFESSIONS: 'I Got This” to “Is This Normal?!'

    MAR 5

    NEW MOM CONFESSIONS: 'I Got This” to “Is This Normal?!'

    Motherhood: where confidence turns into crisis in the time it takes to Google “baby poop color chart.” One second, you’re thriving. The next? You’re in full-blown meltdown mode at 2 a.m., convinced your kid has worms—only to realize bananas have strings. Welcome to the unfiltered reality of new mom life, where your most humiliating moments could double as stand-up comedy. Lactation leaks that left a grocery store bag boy permanently scarred? Been there. Diaper blowouts that defy physics? Done that. And let’s not even talk about the Google search history that would terrify an FBI agent. This episode is a hilarious, no-holds-barred confessional for every mom who’s ever:✅ Mistaken fruit fibers for parasites✅ Negotiated with a tiny, overtired dictator✅ Had a lactation mishap that made the checkout line at the grocery store, your personal wet t-shirt contest (but not the "fun" kind)✅ Witnessed a diaper detonation so extreme, even the baby looked concerned And honestly? We may never recover from ANY. OF. IT. If you’ve cried, laughed, or sent an “is this normal??” text to a mom friend in the last 24 hours, this one’s for you. New episode drops at midnight. Listen, relate, and know—you are NOT alone in the chaos. 🔗 Tap in before your kiddo wakes up.   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Modesto, CA SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    51 min
  7. SNIFF HAPPENS: Diffuse the Drama

    FEB 25

    SNIFF HAPPENS: Diffuse the Drama

    🌿You'll have to listen to believe it! Moe swore she’d never go full essential oil hippie… But. Here. We. Are. First, it was a diffuser. Then, DIY cleaners. Now? She’s knee-deep in natural living, probably one step away from rocking armpit hair and slapping "Peace, Love & Peppermint" stickers on the back of an electric car she swears she’ll never drive. At this rate, she’ll be fermenting kombucha, making her own patchouli perfume, and leading a mountain retreat by next year. 🎙️ This week on Rooted Warriors, on SNIFF HAPPENS: Diffuse the Drama, we cover:💨 The grave-robbing thieves who used essential oils (yes, really)🛁 Mo’s bathtub disaster—because too much lavender is apparently a thing🐾 The essential oils that could actually be out to get your pets🍊 Cooking with oils—brilliant or the quickest way to ruin dinner? "You guys are laughing now, but when I start my all-natural fragrance line, remember this day." 😂 Listen now before she completely "embraces our culture" and graduates to chickens!   Organic Essential Oils - Mountain Rose Herbs Plant Therapy Neal's Yard Remedies   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Modesto, CA SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    1h 4m
  8. DEAR WARRIORS: Be Who You Needed Then

    FEB 19

    DEAR WARRIORS: Be Who You Needed Then

    Dear Rooted Warriors... Have you ever found yourself staring at the ceiling at 2 AM, replaying the same questions over and over? The ones that tug at your heart, make you wonder if you’re doing this life thing right, or if you’re the only one feeling this way? You’re not alone—we’ve been there, too. That’s exactly why we created Rooted Warriors. We are here to be the women we needed when we were younger—the ones who offer support, truth, and a safe place to ask the hard questions, let go of expectations, and step into the strength that’s already inside you. In this episode, we’re doing just that. With Victoria Godwin in the 4th chair, we take on the real struggles of growth, leadership, and self-worth. What does it mean to be a mentor? How do we create a safe space for younger women to thrive? And how do we balance strength with vulnerability without losing ourselves along the way? This isn’t about telling women who to be—it’s about empowering them to become exactly who they’re meant to be. 💡 What’s holding you back? What’s lighting you up? What’s the one belief about yourself that you’re ready to rewrite? Because you’re not just here to get by—you’re here to grow. And even when you can’t see it yet, there’s already a plan in motion for your life. So let’s get into it. Hit play. Your breakthrough is waiting. 📩 Got a question or a topic you want us to explore? Send it our way—we just might answer it on the podcast.   ✨ Special Thanks to Our Sponsors: Relic Inc. Gold Dust – Ripon, CA Pizza Plus – Linden, CA Slightly Obsessed Studios – Modesto, CA SEAHUNNY'S OWN - Blissed-Out Body Ganache

    46 min
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    Welcome to Rooted Warriors, where your hosts Gina, Moe, and Kat turn every podcast episode into a riot of laughter, truth bombs, and sisterhood solidarity. Grab your coffee and buckle up for a spirited, authentic ride through life’s messiest moments with a generous side of humor and wisdom. Roll with the Rooted Warrior crew that doesn’t just scratch the surface topics, but dives headfirst into the deep end, armed with quirky humor and a whole lot of heart. We champion traditional values with a twist, and we’re redefining what modern feminism looks like—one empowering episode at a time. Dealing with those fire-breathing bosses or juggling the jungle of family antics? Our squad’s got your back! Spice up your day with heart-to-heart convos that might just make you snort your fancy organic latte right out your nose, honesty as fresh as a morning breeze, and the kind of laughter that sticks to your ribs. Looking for those who love as fiercely as they live? BOOM! You’ve found your Tribe.

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