Dating Daycare

Allison and Melissa
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Dating Daycare

Welcome to "Dating Daycare," the ultimate safe space for women navigating the unpredictable world of modern dating. Join hosts Melissa Firpo and Allison Waterman as they dish out candid advice, share hilarious anecdotes, and tackle the toughest dating dilemmas faced by women today. In a dating landscape filled with frogs disguised as princes and a jungle of jerks, Melissa and Allison offer a nurturing haven where women can laugh, learn, and empower each other to find love on their own terms. From ghosting to breadcrumbing, from disastrous first dates to navigating online profiles, "Dating Daycare" covers it all with wit, wisdom, and plenty of wine. With Melissa's no-nonsense approach and Allison's comedic charm, each episode feels like a heart-to-heart chat with your best girlfriends over brunch. Whether you're swiping left or swiping right, "Dating Daycare" is your go-to guide for surviving and thriving in the wild world of modern romance. So grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and join Melissa and Allison as they navigate the highs, lows, and hilarities of dating life. Because when it comes to matters of the heart, everyone could use a little TLC from "Dating Daycare.

  1. YOU CAN START FRESH! A message for Domestic Violence Survivors - w/ Jennifer Capezza "spotting the signs and offering support in complex relationships"

    6 DAYS AGO

    YOU CAN START FRESH! A message for Domestic Violence Survivors - w/ Jennifer Capezza "spotting the signs and offering support in complex relationships"

    Send us a textThis podcast dives deep into the complexities of recognizing disease disguised as love in relationships. Jennifer Capezza from Long Island Against Domestic Violence provides insights into the different forms of abuse and the critical resources available for those in need of support, underscoring the importance of understanding one’s rights and options.• Introduction of Jennifer Capezza and her organization • Overview of available resources for domestic violence survivors • Histo...

    1h 8m
  2. 'TIS THE SEASON FOR OLD FLAMES & HOLIDAY HEARTFELTS - DATING DAYCARE with Melissa & Allison

    12/25/2024

    'TIS THE SEASON FOR OLD FLAMES & HOLIDAY HEARTFELTS - DATING DAYCARE with Melissa & Allison

    Send us a textEver wonder if that old flame has really turned over a new leaf, or are they just the same person wrapped in a shiny holiday bow? Join us in this festive episode of Dating Daycare, where we explore the age-old question of whether people truly change and share some hilarious and heartfelt stories of holiday dating fiascos. Melissa and I get candid about our own encounters with past flames and the surprising (or not-so-surprising) outcomes. Grab your favorite holiday treat as we n...

    8 min

  3. 12/18/2024

    PART 2: ESCAPING SHACKLES w/ Samiha -"overcoming physical abuse"

    Send us a textWhat happens when a supposedly supportive partner becomes your worst nightmare during one of the most vulnerable times in your life? Our guest bravely shares her heart-wrenching experience of enduring domestic abuse while pregnant, shedding light on the often-hidden red flags that can signal a relationship's dangerous turn. Her story is not just about survival but also about the remarkable strength it takes to balance work, raise children, and manage finances without a partner’s...

    38 min

  4. 12/11/2024

    PART 1: ESCAPING SHACKLES with Samiha - "The Arranged Marriage From Hell"

    Send us a textImagine embarking on a journey where the quest for freedom and self-discovery takes you across continents. Listen as we welcome our courageous guest, Samiha, who shares her harrowing yet inspiring story of leaving a domestic violence situation in Pakistan for a new life in America. Her experience sheds light on the cultural and societal challenges faced by women in arranged marriages, underscoring the immense strength needed to break free from oppressive circumstances. Through S...

    35 min

  5. 12/04/2024

    F'n Fish Bowl - Unhealthy Illusions of FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

    Send us a textHave you ever felt pressured to offer more than friendship when accepting help? Join us as we unpack this common experience, particularly for women who often feel caught in the web of societal expectations. We tackle the delicate dance of navigating friendships with men who seem to expect something more in return for their generosity. With a focus on the importance of setting and respecting boundaries, we challenge the notion that gratitude should come with strings attached and ...

    24 min

  6. 11/27/2024

    F'n Fish Bowl of REAL CRAZY DATING STORIES -Dodging Disaster and Laughing at Love with Melissa & Allison

    Send us a textEver wondered how to sidestep dating disasters before they happen? Join us for a laugh-filled episode of Dating Daycare, where Allison shares her latest dating escapades, including one curious encounter with a man who might just be the "Dick of the Week." As Melissa takes a breather from the dating scene, she and Allison dish out advice on spotting red flags and mismatched chemistry, all while keeping things light and relatable. It's all about arming our listeners with the tools...

    29 min

  7. 11/20/2024

    F'n Fish Bowl of REAL CRAZY DATING STORIES - FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS - Allison's Birthday Bash!

    Send us a textCan casual relationships truly remain free of emotional entanglements, or are they a secret recipe for heartbreak? Join us for a special birthday edition of Dating Daycare as we unwrap the complexities of friends with benefits arrangements. We dive headfirst into a listener's dilemma, where a casual agreement starts to unravel into deeper feelings, bringing to light the often unseen influence of oxytocin. Discover why these arrangements frequently lead to unexpected emotional ti...

    22 min

  8. 11/13/2024

    D!@K OF THE WEEK! - Finding Humor in Co-Parenting Challenges

    Send us a textHave you ever felt like your co-parenting dynamics were more like a rollercoaster ride than a smooth journey? This week at Dating Daycare, we tackle the drama of co-parenting with a tale that’s all too relatable. Our "Dick of the Week" segment highlights my ex, the father of my children, who turned a simple skatepark outing into a whirlwind of emotions. As my son and daughter set out for an adventurous day with their dad, a disagreement over safety measures quickly escalated int...

    7 min
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About

Welcome to "Dating Daycare," the ultimate safe space for women navigating the unpredictable world of modern dating. Join hosts Melissa Firpo and Allison Waterman as they dish out candid advice, share hilarious anecdotes, and tackle the toughest dating dilemmas faced by women today. In a dating landscape filled with frogs disguised as princes and a jungle of jerks, Melissa and Allison offer a nurturing haven where women can laugh, learn, and empower each other to find love on their own terms. From ghosting to breadcrumbing, from disastrous first dates to navigating online profiles, "Dating Daycare" covers it all with wit, wisdom, and plenty of wine. With Melissa's no-nonsense approach and Allison's comedic charm, each episode feels like a heart-to-heart chat with your best girlfriends over brunch. Whether you're swiping left or swiping right, "Dating Daycare" is your go-to guide for surviving and thriving in the wild world of modern romance. So grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and join Melissa and Allison as they navigate the highs, lows, and hilarities of dating life. Because when it comes to matters of the heart, everyone could use a little TLC from "Dating Daycare.

Information

  • Creator
    Allison and Melissa
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Dating Daycare
  • Show Website
    Dating Daycare

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