Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk #Millennial

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL ocean talk!

We're joined this week by Benjamin Hamlington, a research scientist in the NASA Sea Level and Ice Group.

Benjamin helps us to understand better how our oceans are impacted by climate change, and further how they're actually absorbing more of the impact than the public realizes.

What do rising sea levels actually mean for coastal communities?

The best thing individuals can do to contribute to moving the needle on this issue: spread the word and stay informed with reliable sources.

We also cover some of the latest headlines in the "shit sandwich" format: perfectly toasted and flavorful on the outside to prepare your palette for the shit middle.

Disney is adding channels to Disney+ - do we see ourselves using these?

The US says that TikTok parent company ByteDance must sell TikTok within a year, otherwise we'll have to go somewhere else for all our silly little fyp trends. But ByteDance says 'lol pull the fucking trigger bitch.'

Andrew can know no peace: not only is his Andrew in the Air account at risk of TikTok gets banned, the drone he uses to shoot beautiful landscapes and spy on neighbors may also get banned!

As war wages on in Gaza, nationwide student-led anti-war protests have become a fixture at colleges and universities, resulting in a ton of confusing press and numerous arrests of peaceful protesters.

The poopiest of all: Harvey Weinstein's sex crimes charges in New York overturned.

There is still some good news at the end of the day: airlines must now issue automatic refunds for delayed and canceled flights.

This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and give you a break from all this nonsense: The 6-episode series 'Knuckles' on Paramount+ (Laura), 'Degrees of Engagement' by Jennifer Hennessy (Pam), and 'The Boys' on Amazon Prime (Andrew).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Why you so awkward lol? How millennials have adopted 'lol' as a discourse marker to diffuse awkwardness and save face.

We source real life examples of ourselves and others using 'lol' as a "I'm hanging on by a thread, but no biggie!" moment. But we can also be petty with it...


Friendship icks: what are some potential red flags in knowing if someone is your people or not?


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Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and some real REAL talk this week.

But first: Taylor interrupts Pam's nighttime routine with a late night drop of The Tortured Poets Department. Does it live up to the hype?

Did Andrew just confess to murdering former members of the pod?

A not-so-fun update in the name of resiliency: Laura shares that she has multiple sclerosis (MS), what her journey to diagnosis looked like, and how she's doing now.

What it's like to move through the stages of grief and eventually reach a space of processing through humor.

We cover questions from our Patrons to go a little more in depth on Laura's experiences living with a chronic illness. Most important of all, we talk about the representation of MS in The West Wing, Laura's favorite show.

As we continue on this journey we call life, we'll face different hurdles that challenge our mental health. How are we all doing?

The panel shares what outlets help us get a mental break from the tough shit, and what resources we use to work through it.

Journaling, limiting distractions, mid-day walks, crossword puzzles are all things we here at the show use to break up our days and limit stress and anxiety.

Pam shares the 4-7-8 Breathing Method as well as the 5-4-3-2-1 Coping Technique


This week's recommendations are good for the soul: donate to the Shepherd Center for World MS Day (Laura), Brick to help limit screentime (Andrew), and attending the yearly Record Store Day (Pam).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

"If your dog and a loved one were drowning and you could only save 1, who would it be?" "Umm which 'loved' one are we talking about?"

Inspired by a NYT Ethics column, we'll be playing a classic game of 'Would You Rather...?'

What's worse? Having legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs? (We spend way to much time imagining how this would play out - absolute nightmare fuel.)

Andrew hits us with a super secret surprise question...


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Welcome to #Millennial, the show whose name can't be spelled without three massive L's!

It may have been a total eclipse of the heart in the path of totality, but Laura was underwhelmed by what 85% coverage during the solar eclipse looked like in Atlanta.

Would you spend $949 to stay in a Super 8 motel to watch a major event like the eclipse?

The moon ain't done slaying yet: the lunar queen is set to get her own timezone!

We look at other examples of rare-ish events, and bucket list destinations and adventures!

Who wore it better? Manhattanhenge or Andrew's Homehenge?

Looks like most millennials have a 50-50 shot of seeing Halley's comet in 2061. Will Andrew re-evaluate his death age again in light of this knowledge?

We share our own bucket list destination goals: Balloon fiesta, Devil's Pool at Victoria falls, and the Monarch Butterfly Migration.

As 90's kids, it's impossible to not address 'Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV,' which reveals the downright abusive environment of Nickelodeon live action shows through the 90's and early 2000s.

In response to the popularity of this documentary, a 5th episode ("Breaking The Silence") aired this past weekend - do we feel it added anything to the documentary? And why was it arranged so... weird?

What was it like to watch this as Nickelodeon kids ourselves? Does this completely taint our memories of the channel?

We hope this week's recommendations inspire you to make things easier for yourself: Take a mental health day (Laura), TravelPro luggage (Pam), and signing up for a Spotify family plan in light of plan prices increasing (Andrew).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

It's AMA time! We take our Patrons' burning questions about the BTS life of podcasting.

Do we ever worry about someone we've talked shit on finding their way behind the paywall?

Why have Andrew and Laura been saying no to a certain annual event?

Some never before revealed MuggleSuck tea...


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Welcome to #Millennial, the show whose name can't be spelled without three massive L's!
It may have been a total eclipse of the heart in the path of totality, but Laura was underwhelmed by what 85% coverage during the solar eclipse looked like in Atlanta.
Would you spend $949 to stay in a Super 8 motel to watch a major event like the eclipse?
The moon ain't done slaying yet: the lunar queen is set to get her own timezone!
We look at other examples of rare-ish events, and bucket list destinations and adventures!
Who wore it better? Manhattanhenge or Andrew's Homehenge?
Looks like most millennials have a 50-50 shot of seeing Halley's comet in 2061. Will Andrew re-evaluate his death age again in light of this knowledge?
We share our own bucket list destination goals: Balloon fiesta, Devil's Pool at Victoria falls, and the Monarch Butterfly Migration.
As 90's kids, it's impossible to not address 'Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV,' which reveals the downright abusive environment of Nickelodeon live action shows through the 90's and early 2000s.
In response to the popularity of this documentary, a 5th episode ("Breaking The Silence") aired this past weekend - do we feel it added anything to the documentary? And why was it arranged so... weird?
What was it like to watch this as Nickelodeon kids ourselves? Does this completely taint our memories of the channel?
We hope this week's recommendations inspire you to make things easier for yourself: Take a mental health day (Laura), TravelPro luggage (Pam), and signing up for a Spotify family plan in light of plan prices increasing (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

It's AMA time! We take our Patrons' burning questions about the BTS life of podcasting.
Do we ever worry about someone we've talked shit on finding their way behind the paywall?
Why have Andrew and Laura been saying no to a certain annual event?
Some never before revealed MuggleSuck tea...

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!

Andrew recaps meeting Chloé and throwing her to the 'wolves' (Or as a normal people would call them, his friends)

Vinyl records have outsold CDs for the second year running, and even cassette tapes are having a moment - what year is it?!

Billie Eilish faces backlash for calling out artists who sell multiple variants of an album on vinyl, despite partaking in that practice herself.

You don't want to see Pam angry: even Taylor's amount of vinyl variants have pushed her over the edge, and she's pissed!

Pam provides a mini-review of Beyonce's Renaissance Act 2: Cowboy Carter and plugs her favorite tunes from the new album!

Somehow Laura ended up on home surveillance footage Tiktok, and it's shocking how easy it is to go down THAT rabbit hole.

What is it with people who have every single notification turned on? Let Pam water her flowers in peace!

Andrew and Laura don't usually watch their live doorbell feeds, but when they do, it's because the neighbors are up to some shenanigans. Get the popcorn!

PSA: You aren't obligated to hand over your home surveillance footage to law enforcement unless presented with a warrant or court order.

This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and organized: X-Men '97 (Laura), Switched on Pop's podcast episode 'Beyoncé's Country' (Pam), and these custom vinyl dividers to keep your record collection nice and neat (Andrew).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Who's a petty bitch? raises hand It turns out many people self-identify as petty, so we indulge ourselves in our pettiness for a half hour.

Break checking on the road, trolling online gamers, cold shouldering, and more! We've done and seen it all.

We absolutely don't recommend sending your enemies exotic animal poop or gummy dicks to get petty revenge.


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Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL tech talk!

With a heavy tech focus this week, we look at Meta's sneaky inclusion of a new content filter, the US Department of Justice's lawsuit against Apple, and the most horrifying revelation of all: the Facebook poke is having a resurgence.

We're all fans of Apple products and have no plans to ditch our iPhones anytime soon, but we can definitely see how Apple makes switching to another smartphone brand difficult. The DOJ says this amounts to harming the competitive process and costing consumers more money.

At this point, Smartphones are a public utility and probably do need some regulation - but to what extent?

"We 'discovered' a revolutionary secure texting technology that no one has ever thought of integrating into iPhone (until we were legally forced)."

Facebook "poke" usage is reportedly up by 13x after Meta increased the feature's prominence. Let your inner child cringe at the memories of flirt poking and creepy posting. Let. it. consume. you.

What even IS poking? It's flirting, right?

We visit our own poke pages and find some very stale pokes we left on read for 17 years. Sorry!

This week's recommendations are a grab bag: 'Quiet On Set' (available on Max, Hulu, and Amazon Prime) (Pam), Balatro (Andrew), and the glow deep serum by Beauty of Joseon (Laura).


And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Are you a millennial who still cuts up the plastic rings that hold six packs together to save the turtles? This installment on compulsory habits instilled during childhood is for you!

Close the fridge, turn off the water, and cut the lights: YOU'RE WASTING SO MUCH ENERGY, IT'S JUST FLOOOWWING OUT!

Did D.A.R.E actually work on us as a generation? Probably with most things except weed.


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