Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    112 - Camp Meatball (with Snooki and Deena)

    It's MEATBALL DAY! In this episode of Camp Counselors, we’re joined by two legends from Jersey Shore, Snooki and Deena! They spill all the tea on the latest Jersey Shore Family Vacation drama, tell us about their unforgettable pizza-making adventures in Italy, and our last messy meatball day together. Be sure to listen to The Meatball Pod wherever you get your podcasts! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Go to MeUndies.com/counselors and use code counselors This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp  Works Cited: ➜ Stewart Lewis. “Canadian Military Vet Saved by Bear Who Jumped on His Chest so Hard during Heart Attack That It Left Paw Prints.” National Post, 19 Sept. 2024. ➜ Good News Network Staff. “18 Month-Old Bloodhound Wins 2024 Hero Dog Awards for Saving Lives and Solving Crimes.” Good News Network, 9 Nov. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 32m

  2. 4 DAYS AGO

    You Stuck A Glow Stick WHERE?! - Trail Mix #59

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a truly nasty confession involving a glow stick, a concert ticket that tore a friendship apart, and a camper who lost a fight against an airport escalator. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Go to greenchef.com/camp50 and USE CODE camp50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    36 min

  3. 6 NOV

    111 - Don't Lie! You Drank The Juice!

    In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about food poisoning, the great Orange Juice Debate, Zenon The Girl of the 21st Centruy, and so much more. Batteries not included. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Head to uncommongoods.com/camp to get 15% off your gift! This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp  Works Cited: ➜ Rose McQueen. “I’m a Celebrity 2024 Faces Chaos as Camp Is ’invaded by Poisonous Creatures.” InsideNewsHub, 1 Nov. 2024. ➜ Charlotte Graham-McLay. “A New Zealand City Waves Goodbye to Its ‘disturbing’ Giant Hand Sculpture That Many Came to Love.” AP News, AP News, 31 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 11m

  4. 4 NOV

    My Gym Teacher's Stinky Secret - Trail Mix #58

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about how Apple Airpods broke a camper's heart and then saved her from years of wasting her time, a confession from a high school gym teacher with a stinky secret, and an international trip that caused a contagious commotion. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    36 min

  5. 30 OCT

    110 - Fighting For My Life in the Punta Cana Airport

    In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about Zachariah's time in Punta Cana, Jonathan's wedding trip to Myrtle Beach, Beethoven, another TikTok Shop scam, and so much more! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Head to uncommongoods.com/camp to get 15% off your gift! Works Cited: ➜ Claire Rush. “It’s Almost Halloween. That Means It’s Time for a Bat Beauty Contest.” AP News, AP News, 26 Oct. 2024. ➜ David Chiu. “Man Was Missing for a Month in National Park, but His Mom Never Lost Hope. Then He Was Found Alive (Exclusive).” People Magazine, PEOPLE, 26 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 9m

  6. 28 OCT

    Series of Scandalous Events at the Police Station - Trail Mix #57

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hookup but the family gets involved, a series of scandalous events occurring at the police station, and a tale that is truly vom dot com. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    33 min

  7. 23 OCT

    109 - Gigglemug Ghouls

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this spooktacular Halloween episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the ghoulies who deserve better this spooky season, a gang of raccoons, the Babadook working at Sweetgreen, and so much more! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Works Cited: ➜ Kyle Melnick. “Joshua the Goat Escapes, Medals in Canadian Town’s Half Marathon.” The Washington Post, The Washington Post, 30 Sept. 2024. ➜ Victor Mather. “Woman Calls 911 When 100 Aggressive Raccoons Show up in Her Yard.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 10 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 5m

  8. 21 OCT

    He Won’t Stop Buying Me FAKE Designer Bags - Trail Mix #56

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a boyfriend who loves to shop on the black market, a nightmare under the golden arches, and a cheeky camper with her dumptruck on display at Walgreens. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    33 min
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

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