Ryan comes back to life

Tonight we dive into a more recent attempt at a novel; one written a few years ago by yours truly. And, you guessed it, I was too lazy to come up with an original name so BEHOLD! RYAN HAS BEEN REVIVED! But only briefly because I was able to fit the entirety of the text into this one episode. 

Tonight I narrate one of the most ambitious writings of my mid-teenage years. Who knows why? Maybe i'm a masochist for public humiliation, or maybe it's because in the grand scheme of things I couldn't give less of a shit about a 17-year old's attempt at a novel. In any case, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.