The Witches

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Katie and Bridget turn into mice as they re-watch a nostalgic favorite of theirs: The Witches! A movie that reminds us that witches are real, some are evil, yet most are just really enthusiastic about being in a witch sorority/getting to party at a hotel with their friends once a year. Come along as we meet Luke, a little boy for some of the movie - mouse for others, who is taught all there is to know about witches by his Grandma, a woman who will write a harsh Yelp review to defend her grandson. When they vacation at a seaside hotel they quickly realize they are in the presence of not only witches but also the Grand High Witch, the most dramatic woman you've ever met in your life who SHOULD have her own reality show! Her plan to turn all the children into mice is overheard by Luke, which leads him to get turned into a mouse and therefore has to pull an Ocean's 11 heist to defeat the witches. Will Luke have to stay as a mouse forever/also live in cool ass Lego houses that Grandma built him? Is Mr. Bean out for blood in the climax of this movie!? Released in 1990, it was based on the Roald Dahl book of the same name and features Anjelica Huston, Rowan Atkinson, Mai Zetterling, and Jasen Fisher.