Certified Yappers

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Certified Yappers

Certified Yappers - for those who love a short story long. Two girls who love nothing more than a good old fashioned YAP. Meme queen’s Roj (@theroject) and Claudia (@missdoublebay) unite to yap on about their lives, the latest in online trends and all things Aussie pop culture. If you’re looking for a laugh or are equally as obsessed with all the latest trends, Certified Yappers has got you covered. A DM Podcast

Episodes

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Dancing Kelpies and Cringe Culture

    Our men's netball team has gone viral for dancing, so why do Australian (men) hate it when anyone puts themselves out there? Plus, Claudia and Roj get an insanely exciting package, Winnie becomes a woman and we decide whether Kindle's are overrated.Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    30 min

  2. 7 NOV

    Festive Rants And A Sausage Party

    Claudia is hosting a Sausage Party and Roj and a date is invited (and Producer Em can hang out in the bushes). Plus we rant about Christmas, particularly underwhelming advent calendars. And are outfit changes at a wedding overrated or underrated?  Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    27 min

  3. 31 OCT

    The Menendez Brothers and a $650 Facial

    Resident lawyer Roj breaks down The Menendez case and it's new developments and Claudia gets her face scorched during an expensive facial.  Plus, Roj launches a new lip balm and Claudia hopes you have a good Friday. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    32 min

  4. 24 OCT

    Victoria’s Secret and Claudia's Rant About Influencers

    Victoria's Secret is back and Roj and Claudia want to know...who sucked all the fun out of it? Plus Claudia has a rant about an unresponsive influencer, and we decide whether that Chicken Shop Date is overrated and underrated. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    27 min

  5. 17 OCT

    Pickle Coke and A Bad Case of Hanxiety

    This week Roj and Claudia try the viral Dua Lipa Diet Coke with pickles and jalapeños, and chat about their favourite weird food combinations. Warning: Claudia's is legitimately disgusting. Plus, Claudia recounts her big weekend and the subsequent hanxiety she's feeling, and Roj takes way too much melatonin. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    29 min

  6. 10 OCT

    Tuna Juice and Turmeric Shots

    Roj is back from LA and ready to yap. When she was there she visited Erewhon and Claudia went to The Health Emporium in Bondi, so they compare expensive snacks and an overpriced basket bag. Plus, Claudia was bullied by a horse and Roj witnessed a tuna based road crime. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    36 min

  7. 3 OCT

    Crumbl-gate, Explained

    The Yappers are back, but in different locations; Roj joins us from a hotel in LA with sketchy wi-fi while Claudia is in the studio. Today they yap about everything to do with the Crumbl Cookie drama currently unfolding online, plus Claudia has a potential love connection for Roj and they have a rant about large ice cubes. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    28 min

  8. 26 SEPT

    What Did Diddy Do?

    Roj and Claudia are back to tell a short story long, and on this episode they're yap-splaining the very complicated developments in the case against Diddy/P Diddy/Puff Daddy. Plus, Claudia has a very special message for Roj from a celebrity and they once again disagree on everything in Overrated/Underrated. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    31 min

  9. 19 SEPT

    Claudia Hired A Stylist For the Podcast (??)

    Roj and Claudia are back together, and this week they're yapping about the stylist Claudia hired for the podcast, Roj's dating drought and have a fight about whether ice baths and sourdough are overrated. Plus, they take a look at their FYP's on Insta and TikTok and decode what they say about a person. Follow Certified Yappers hereClaudia loves Missy McIntosh on TikTokFollow her stylist on Instagram Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    30 min

  10. 12 SEPT

    Snotty Chia Seeds and Weird Celebrity Endorsements

    Roj and Claudia are back to yap some more, and this week we chat about some of the weirdest celebrity endorsements, from a toilet to hot pockets. Plus, Roj is making a toothpaste, Claudia is obsessed with a classic concealer, and we disagree about whether chia seed pudding resemble snot. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    17 min

  11. 5 SEPT

    Salmon Sperm and Jelly Cats

    Roj and Claudia are back for our weekly yapfest, where we fully embrace the ‘short story long’ approach. This week we yap about Roj getting salmon sperm injected into her face and Claudia's hunt for a unpaid life admin intern. Plus, we get into a fight about whether jelly cats are overrated, but agree that sunset photos on instagram are shit. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    32 min

  12. 28 AUG

    Let The Yapping Begin

    Because there weren’t nearly enough podcasts already, we decided to add our voices to the mix. Welcome to Certified Yappers—a weekly yapfest where we fully embrace the ‘short story long’ approach. Expect a heap of satire, brain-rot chat, meme-worthy decisions, and absolutely nothing too serious. Today we’re yapping about the paradox of being high maintenance to become more low-maintenance- you’re confused now and you’ll be more confused when you listen. We’re also yapping about the whirlwind speed of social trends—think demure, think brat. Trends are moving faster than ever, but of these, what’s truly timeless, and what’s just a passing phase? Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay hereFollow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    27 min
  • 12 Episodes

Hosts & Guests

About

Certified Yappers - for those who love a short story long. Two girls who love nothing more than a good old fashioned YAP. Meme queen’s Roj (@theroject) and Claudia (@missdoublebay) unite to yap on about their lives, the latest in online trends and all things Aussie pop culture. If you’re looking for a laugh or are equally as obsessed with all the latest trends, Certified Yappers has got you covered. A DM Podcast

Information

  • Channel
    DM Podcasts
  • Creator
    Claudia Bursill and Roj Torabi
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024 DM Podcasts
  • Show Website
    Certified Yappers

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