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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

4 DAYS AGO

Beautiful Mom Ripping A**

Nicole and Rich wrap up your week with the best "Top That" stories, guaranteed to make you laugh heartily at relatable moments, such as nude encounters in the locker room or sitting too close to a person you know farting in public. Nicole reminded us to advocate for ourselves; if the masseuse is cooking you because your massage bed is too hot, say something. If your name is Lyndsey and not Ryndey, say something. Rich went swimming for compliments and came out dry, but at least he was able to reminisce on his favorite childhood movies.

33 min
6 DAYS AGO

The God Squad (w/ Brittany Leigh Ball)

Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of Peanut the squirrel, No-Nut November, and why it is important to acknowledge the little things a partner does for you in a relationship. Nicole and Brittany discussed their son's friendship and their nickname, The God Squad. Producer Jess presented a new segment called TV Dad's Face Off, putting Tony Soprano and Bandit from Bluey head-to-head. Lastly, Nicole, Rich and Brittany answer listener questions about family and the holidays.

42 min
31 OCT

Not Today Satan

Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on backwards twice, and his teacher informed Nicole that Keegan is unorganized, like her. Frighteningly, Rich broke his daughter’s trust while cutting her nails and now owes her a shopping spree. Nicole shares her spooky story of arriving at a Morning Mash Up recording an hour early, all due to the haunting of daughter Parker’s cornet.

35 min
29 OCT

Mouthgasm

Rich and Nicole are back this week and have some spooky answers to your questions. Rich shared with us how his kids expect a new costume for every spooky event they attend and updated us on his wife's Sarah's Trunk or Treat Slime creation. Rich and Sarah are waiting to hear back if she slayed the competition. Nicole provided insightful responses to listeners, addressing topics such as: Am I a bad parent? How long should your kids sleep in your bed, and who should watch my kids if they are sick often?

35 min
24 OCT

You Are The Village B*tches

Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift concert this past weekend and the tears that were had. They confirm our official podcast listeners' name from a 74 percent voter sweep on Instagram. Rich wasn’t sold and called fake news on these poll results, but make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok anyway! In another meld episode, Rich shared his list of the week, and Nicole wowed with her airport top that story. Just in case you didn’t know, Leo is Nicole’s dog. Rich asked the listeners, Where do you draw the line for spooky movies with your kids this spooky season?

46 min
22 OCT

FVCKABLE DADS

Rich is back with a very special co-host, Matt Ryan! Nicole couldn't make this episode, so her husband Matt stepped up to the plate. The fellas talk travel, Halloween with the Ryan family, and without a doubt the mayhem in the baseball world. Rich and Matt reminisced on the Mets game they attended together last week, poser Dodger fans, and ring up Rich's lovely wife Sarah to intervene on her current obsession, decorating for Trunk or Treat. Sarah is on a Trunk or Treat path of revenge; she will not be snubbed again like last year!

34 min
17 OCT

Alexa, Who’s The Sassiest Alive?

This week Nicole and Rich are back, and Nicole shares with everyone how the couple's trip went, that Rich was supposed to buy airplane tickets for many moons ago. Listeners, brace yourselves because today's episode is a FULL hybrid episode. You can say this is a mashup episode of its own. As baseball season rapidly heats up, Rich is headed to New York to catch the Mets games and surf on Nicole's couch. Nicole and Rich want to know, as Halloween approaches, which candy are you stealing from your kids? NAD+ is an anti-aging shot that Rich just discovered, and now he and Nicole will be investigating. Nicole shared songs Parker wrote when she was little, and Rich shared a few songs Emmy just wrote too.

42 min
10 OCT

High At The Dentist

We’re back with Nicole and Rich, and they have a PSA: If you’re a teacher, don’t make kids feel afraid to ask to use the restroom. Nicole is still apologizing to her ex-childhood friend Mary Beth for splashing pee all over her. Rich hates that his daughter Emmy is no longer into rainbows, unicorns, and Bluey because she just wants to be sassy! The saga of Nicole’s son Keegan continued this week, and the chaos that ensued did not disappoint. Laughing gas, a sweaty Nicole, and an over communicative dentist led to the most chaotic dentist experience yet! Rich proposed we eat everything in our pantry and only that for a month. Nicole was mortified. Rich wants you all to know that he is the perfect husband.

37 min

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24/08/2020

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Coming Soon: Longtime friends Nicole and Rich have gone from carefree twenty-somethings to (somewhat) responsible parents of small children. They exchange war stories about family life and laugh about the absurdity of modern parenting.

24/08/2020

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.