So then I said, "How did you get into hunting?"

John (Dad) starts by walking into a cornfield with blue jeans, cowboy boots and a shotgun, accidentally shows up to a deer drive (twice), a guy shoots slug over his head (on purpose) and a booming voice calls his name in the middle of the woods (it was a person). 

That's quite literally just the beginning. 

We laughed a lot because life is funny.