Inside The Mind of a Child Genius Theo Chandler

In this episode, join hosts Theo, Joseph, Daniel, and Seth as they delve into the intricate backstory of a shed’s origins and the chaotic contents of a box within. Along the way, you may learn how to place a minor curse on a collection of miscellaneous hardware, test out a new therapist, and even find your life’s purpose with a stack of doormats. We’ll delve deep into topics such as: writing a best selling book, coming up with great insults, and finally getting ChatGPT to love you. Tune in for an episode that promises to ignite your sense of wonder about what you could be doing if only you had an extra finger.



Also in this episode: “Seth called it off! It’s not a no-nut-podcast anymore!”, “The joke is that there could be some sort of sexual relationship between computers.”, “You’re clinically incapable of yes, and!”, National Public Radio (NPR), Pinnochio, Joe Rogan, COVID-19, ChatGPT, Nirvana, The Beatles, St. Mary’s, Microsoft, FreeCell, Pusha T, Riddles.com, Warheads, Christianity, Batman, No Nut November, England, the Internet, Jenga, Christmas, the Heimlich Maneuver, and Yanni.

Are you into survival novels, portal science fiction, and Mary Poppins? Then we have the story for you! This episode includes tips for setting a world record, contacting Kevin Bacon, acing standardized writing tests, and beating level one of Crash Bandicoot. It also has classic ITMOACG gags like Theo’s harebrained schemes to skip a grade, gratuitous references to Pokemon, and at least one joke only translators can understand!



Warning: You WILL get sick if you listen to this episode!



Also in this episode: “These kids aren’t gonna dunk on me are they?”, “To get smashed in the face, go to page 5.”, “You didn’t have to use the word ‘locomotive’ at all.”, Guinness Book of World Records, Kevin Bacon, Appalachian Trail, Paul Bunyan, Snoopy, Peanuts, Mary Poppins, Pokemon, Crash Bandicoot, Nintendo Power, and COVID-19.

Seth is on the podcast, and he’s got a muffin to eat! He has also written several stories, and in this episode we discuss his premature and geographically confusing obituary as well as his gratitude for reality. This episode really has it all: butt wiping hacks, comedy that grows exponentially, cat pee rainbows, mystery jokes, and a lot of homophones.

If you don’t think this episode is good, that doesn’t bother us at all. We actually didn’t really want it to be good or bad - or on the brink of being bad. We just wanted it to be like a normal episode.

Also in this episode: “True power is in how sad you can make other people.”, “I want to stop crying, but I’m in so deep!”, “I’ll die later, pizza now!”, Pokemon, Power Rangers, Transformers, Shakespeare, Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson, Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkein, the Bible, Jesus, and Charlie Chaplin.

Comrades of the Glorious Collective! What do Obama, Dumbledore, and Joseph Stalin have in common? Why, they’re all honorable members of the Huffman’s Hall of Fame, of course! This episode is mostly about Comrade Stalin and his meteoric rise from peasant to propagandist. Along the way we’ll discuss aliens, pork bung, and terrorist cats.



This episode description is free to use in any school library!



Disclaimer: Stalin was a terrible person.



Also in this episode: “I might go after your pork bung and seize power.”, “Are you just going to live the rest of your life with a wild cat in one of your rooms?”, “Really makes ya think.” - Theo “No it doesn't.” - Daniel, aliens, Harry Potter, Homestar Runner, Peasant’s Quest, Soviet Russia, King’s Academy, Superman, King Kong, Google, Vladimir Lenin, Lion King, Siberia, Guantanamo Bay, and the FBI.

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite misinformation-filled podcast! Well, maybe it’s not your favorite, but if that’s the case just consider this more misinformation. Today we’ll be lying to you about German folklore, how to wink, Latin America and much more! So grab Igor, your trusty Russian travel guide, and let’s go!


Also in this episode: “Thank god Joseph’s not in class today”, Go-Gurt, National Geographic, Mexico City, Mexico, Kingston, Jamaica, Port-au-Prince, Haiti, Brasilia, Brazil, Russia, United State of America, Shrek, Golden Goose, 3 Cowboys, Nostradamus, Rasputin, Rumpelstiltskin, Czar Nicholas II, Covid-19, Martin Luthur, Catholicism, Buddhism, Protestantism, Walmart, and Vladimir Putin.

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Also in this episode: “That fart noise lets me know that I’m safe with you.”, “It’s a free egg, don’t ask any questions.”, FarmersOnly, Homestar Runner, Covid-19, Oedipus, Yanni, Amelia Bedelia, Kroger, and Teletubbies.