Not My Cup Of Tea Not My Cup Of Tea

Here's one for all our homies who are not getting pounded at all this Valentine's Day! To be fair, we recorded this back in November but y'know, life. We thought this beautiful opus by our fav Dr. Chuck Tingle would be a great one for the ace, aro, and/or single gang while heteronormative concepts of love get shoved down our throats all week.
 
Content Warnings: innuendo, police encounter, NO sex

For episode 13, we have something truly cursed! Enjoy listening to Johanna and Rin struggle to process this twisted tale of lies, (slight) vore and extremely detailed accounts of Mayan culture mixed with terrible porn. We fully blame author, Justin B. James, for any psychic damage you take if you choose to listen.
 
Content Warnings; mentions of slight vore, casual racism, mild xenophobia, being lost in the jungle, threat of violence, sex (duh)

It's a new year and we are back to the roots baby! Picking up from our very first episode, we tackle part 2 of Ruby Dixon's "Ice Planet Barbarians" series. This time, we follow our mouthy heroine Liz (not Liv even if Rin refuses to believe that) doing basically the exact same shit as her predecessor Georgie. But who can get enough of dubious alien porn, amirite?
 
Content warnings: mention of rape, dubious consent situations, starvation, weird parasite shit, misogyny (so much misogyny), animal harm, sex (duh)

Yes, we know Halloween was two weeks ago. Do we care? No. After that last episode we needed something fun and wholesome and we found it in this chapter of the anthology "Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt" by the one and only Dr. Chuck Tingle.
 
Content warnings: abusive relationship, excessive Halloween decor, supernatural elements, sex (duh)

It's Halloween weekend! Now, this one isn't exactly spooky in the traditional sense but nevertheless not for the faint-hearted. "Dairymaid Café", the first instalment of Ellen Dominick's Hot Little Shop series, features probably the most out-there kink we have discussed so far. And that's coming from the show that's had vegetables, ghost pirates, space raptors, and so much more so buckle in folks!
 
Content warnings: ASMR, unemployment after college (ooft), financial desperation, mention of human trafficking, mummy issues, excessive Oedipus jokes, body morphing, sex (duh)

Ok so maybe we didn't return "next week"..but here's the thrilling (read: fucking terrible) conclusion to Meghan March's Flash Bang! Now with even MORE mummy issues, misogyny, and flaming hot rage!
 
Content warnings: gun violence, bodily harm, threat of rape, kidnapping, daddy issues, mummy issues, emotional manipulation, pregnancy